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    Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
    And You Think You've Got Problems?

    Black lady #1: A rash, I got a rash! On my thing--my thing was little, they done made it big! And that shit is traveling, I don't know what the fuck I gonna do.
    Black lady #2 (watching soap opera on tv): Expelled?
    Black lady #1: What the fuck is that?
    Black lady #2: He's expelled, that means he can't come to school no more.

    --Waiting Room, North General Hospital

    Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze


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    Except Melted Baby Is a Bitch to Clean Up

    Jen: My client is soooo annoying. She won't eat soft cheese cuz she claims it's bad for her baby.
    Renee: Soft cheese is bad for her baby?
    Jen: Well, yeah, but if she melts it then it's fine.

    --39th & 2nd

    Overheard by: Dorey


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    Wednesday One-Liners Belch Diesel Fumes

    Excited bus driver: Next stop, 6th Avenue! Herald Square! Vicky's secret! Something for everyone! Get off!! Get off!

    --M16 Bus

    Overheard by: nora!

    Bus driver: Everyone who is exceedingly good-looking move to the back of the bus!
    (people giggle but still not much room in front)
    Bus driver
    : Well, it's good to know you're a modest bunch, but you gotta move back or I'm not moving this bus.


    --Bus, Central Park West

    Overheard by: passenger

    Bus driver over sound system: Dis bus is out of service! Dis bus is out of service! People in da back get up, close the fucken back window, and leave!

    --Bx9 Bus

    Bus driver over intercom: Good morning, this is a friendly reminder that the holiday shopping season now begins the day after Halloween. Make sure to allot six hours extra travel time as the city gets rather hectic at this time.

    --M23 Bus

    Bus driver over intercom: Come on, move back, people. There's coffee and jelly donuts in the back of the bus.

    --Crosstown Bus, 57th St

    Overheard by: Flexy

    Bus driver (calmly): Move to the back of the bus. I heard there is mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. I got an e-mail up here that says there is mad room in the back. Can someone quantify how much is "mad" for me? Mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. Mad room!

    --Crowded Q 55 Bus

    Overheard by: Matt

    Bus driver: This is the Q44 express going to Jamaica. We are traveling along Main Street, next stop is 41st Avenue. For those of you that don't speak English: blah, blah, blah, blah...

    --Bus, Flushing


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    Wednesday One-Liners Embrace the Stereotype

    Queer: I don't want someone to fuck me with their stoma!

    --11th St & 6th Ave

    Overheard by: Amanda

    Gay guy: That girl is such a Rice Krispie.

    --Outside Gristedes, Christopher St

    Overheard by: McF

    Queer on cell: And I said to him, "Take it like the bottom you are!"

    --8th St & 23rd St

    Gay guy: I just got pounded by the two hottest guys I've ever seen!

    --58th & 9th

    Gay man (getting his hair cut by another): So we went to Fire Island this weekend and we went to this party. I said, "Patrick, you better pee on Jon right now to mark your territory."

    --57th & 7th

    Gay man on cell: Oh, morals disappear after 8pm!

    --Amsterdam & 83rd


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    A Big Package of Wednesday One-Liners

    Older woman, enunciating precisely: I could never understand wanting to have a penis. I know *I* never wanted one.

    --Hudson St

    Overheard by: Harriet Vane

    Chick: Don't you feel better knowing your cock is better than fermented squid guts?

    --Park Slope

    Overheard by: Rose Fox

    Guy to friend: And then it just popped out of the bag--you know, kind of like a penis pops out!

    --Dunkin Donuts

    Blond: But baby, the only thing that rhymes with penis is "mm mm good"!

    --Restaurant, Brooklyn

    Overheard by: what rhymes with vajay?

    Little boy: (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis! (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis!

    --Downtown N Train

    Brunette NYU student: You know when like people in junior high ask you what you'd do if you had a penis for a day? I'd always say "piss in a soap dispenser."

    --W 3rd b/w 6th & MacDougal

    Overheard by: Alan


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    Wednesday One-Liners Talk Shit

    Woman to friend: I have a theory: they just throw the horseshit over the wall.

    --Central Park South

    Overheard by: marijke

    Jewish guy: You need to come down here at some point and feel how amazing this chair is. It gives great lumbar support. You will be jealous and then you will poop from jealousy... But you better not poop on my chair.

    --Bleecker & Mercer

    Woman on cell: Honey, but they were pooping all over the deck and hitting each other with shovels!

    --West Village

    NYU student to mother: You can't really get a good dinner in this town for under ten dollars...well, you can...but you'll just poop it out later.

    --4th St & 2nd Ave

    (mother notices toddler's soiled diaper, says something to him, and bends down to pick him up)
    Toddler (in small, adorable voice)
    : Waaaaiit, can I walk, so my poop doesn't get squashed?


    --Bedford & 5th

    20-something guy to friend: You need feces? I can provide!

    --Broadway & 12th

    Overheard by: elijah


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    Wednesday One-Liners Flunk the Polygraph

    Woman on cell: I can't come. I'm in the Poconos right now.

    --Rite Aid, The Bronx

    Punk girl on phone: Hi mom...yeah... Yeah, me and Jane are just walking around in the neighborhood... Yeah, we're at the Time Warner center right now. No! No, of course I'm not on St. Mark's. No. I'd never go there. Of course I'm sober! Why wouldn't I be? Yeah. Okay, love you, bye! (hangs up phone, now to friend with beer) Gimme some of that!

    --St. Mark's Place

    Russian guy on phone (in Russian): Yeah, I'm on Avenue M. I just got off, I'll be there in a few.

    --Q Train, Kings Highway

    Overheard by: Robert

    Dude on cell: Yo! What's up? I'm waiting at LaGuardia.

    --Martin Luther King High School

    Overheard by: Susan Volchok

    Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm on Long Island right now. I'll be here for a little while.

    --Park Slope

    Female suit on phone: I have to cancel dinner tonight, I had that meeting I told you about, remember? And I'm still not back yet. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in Jersey still.

    --Washington Square Park

    Woman on cell outside a pub: Honey? It's mommy. We're still at the hospital. I don't know, we could still be here for hours.

    --1st & 72nd

    Overheard by: Well, there were hospitals nearby, at least


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    Wednesday One-Liners Are Big Fun

    Girl: Imagine if you're fat? You would die.

    --College of Staten Island

    Overheard by: Nameless

    Girl on cell: I just don't trust her, she's fat. Fat girls always cause problems.

    --3rd Ave & 40th

    Overheard by: Liz

    Overweight teen girl to friend: It's like, I'm kind of hungry but like I don't feel like eating anything. (a minute later to cashier) I'll have three bacon cheeseburgers, large fries and a frosty.

    --Wendy's, Union Square

    Overheard by: I was starving and bought less

    14-year-old girl to group of friends: I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk.

    --18th St & 2nd Ave

    Overheard by: Will

    Senior ad exec to junior art designer: What the fuck doesn't this guy understand? The machine literally sucks fat out of your body! So we can't show a girl with a huge ass and huge thighs in the ad! Get it the fuck together!

    --49th St & 8th Ave

    Overheard by: agree to agree

    20-something girl: I think I look fat when I don't have armpit hair.

    --Canal & Mott


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    Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
    Conversation's About the Journey, Not the Destination

    Office mate (confused after not getting the whole story): You paraphrase like a boy. We're girls, we want to hear the truth.

    Lancaster, Pennsylvania


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    Both Equally Likely During Our Staff Meetings

    Colleague #1: I wish it had been killer badgers.
    Colleague #2: It's always badgers with you, isn't it? Badgers, or sex.

    Digbeth
    Birmingham
    England


    Overheard by: editorialgirl


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    Playing Duck, Duck, Goose Is Getting Old

    Store employee on break to another: So I was like, "let's pretend we live on an oil rig and have known each other for the past 15 years!"

    Toronto
    Canadia


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    Oh, You Wanna Go There, Fishy McFisherson?

    Woman to guy on other side of cube: Michael!
    Michael (standing and looking over cube at her): What?
    Woman: Nothing. I smelled something bad and thought it might be you.

    San Diego, California

    Overheard by: Cubinator


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    I Got My Medicine in Ten Minutes But I Was Just Too Mesmerized to Leave

    Customer #1 (sitting in waiting area waiting for prescription for 40 minutes): (cough cough hack hack wheeze)
    Customer #2: Oh, you sound awful, I hope you haven't been waiting long.
    Customer #1: I've been here for almost an hour watching the dance of the dipshits that's going on behind the counter.
    Customer #2: There's entertainment now?

    CVS Pharmacy
    Hamilton, New Jersey


    Overheard by: Currrly!


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    24/The Shield and Valentines

    The month of January flew by and February is almost here…

    You know what that means?
    “Black History” Month which of course will be overshadowed by Valentines Day which means
    valentines day flowers , gift baskets , diamond necklaces and if youre LUCKY you might need to consult a Viagra Lawyer.

    Two of the best shows on television began their new seasons this month:
    “24″ and “The Shield”, both on Fox Networks, which I watch on my DirecTV which is also owned by News Corp…who’s my pimp?

    Valentines falls on a Tuesday so I will be watching The Shield. The day before will be “24″

    A new season of “24″ began last week, let me catch you up.
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  • Jack had assumed a new identity.
  • Within the first five minutes the beloved ex-President, David Palmer, was shot in the throat and killed! I literally had to put down my wine and cup my mouth with my hand. shocked. (This is why Colin Powell did not and will not run for President)
  • Then, two minutes later Michelle Dressler was blown away, and her husband
  • Tony Almeida, was “critically injured”. this is the same man who was shot in the neck two seasons ago, and kept working only two hours after surgery. He’s a trooper, he’s not dead.
  • Within twenty-five minutes Jack was in action, hijacking a helicopter to save Chloe
    Jack shoots the sniper who assassinated David Palmer, after a full confession.
  • Best line so far:

    “The only reason you’re still conscious, is because I don’t want to carry you.”

    The last episode ends up with terrorist taking over Ontario International Airport, with Jack hiding out in the ceiling.

    (didn’t Bruce Willis do this D.C.in Die Hard 2?)
    Jack uses his SPRINT TREO 650 to send pics of the bad guys back to CTU HQ.
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    Then uses it to blow up one of the terrorist explosive vest by triggering it via a change in the frequency and a phone call.
    (I have to try with mine)





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     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:33:58 -0600 Buddha Machine 2: revenge of the ambient music transistor radio gizmo
    I love the Buddha Machine, a little plastic ambient music generator that looks like a transitor radio -- put two or three in a room together and play them at the same time and you get something haunting, bent and hypnotic. Now there's a new version, with more loops, colors, and sound-tweaking options.
    The Buddha Box 2 features nine new ambient sound loops. The new selection is noticeably more diverse than those of its predecessor--a welcome change. One of my biggest issues with the first incarnation of the box was its relatively limited aural palate. The selections on number 2 should fit a wider range of ambient-suitable scenarios. For further variation, the box also includes a wheel that bends the loops' pitch, to help you tailor the sound perfectly to its surroundings.
    Hands On: Buddha Machine 2 (Thanks, Crosshatch!)

    See also: Buddha Machine: spiritual, generative transistor radio

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     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:31:32 -0600 Text-adventure game award-winners of 2008: Everybody Dies takes bronze!
    Writer/game designer/film-maker Jim Munroe sez,

    IFComp 2008, The 14th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition and keeper of the old-school text-game torch, recently declared its winners. Bronze went to my game, Everybody Dies, silver went to Eric Eve's Nightfall, and the gold went to Jeremy Freese's Violet.

    Everybody Dies puts you in the shoes of a chubby metalhead who has smoked his last smoke, with illustrations by Michael Cho; Nightfall drops you into a mysterious city where everyone's fled before the approaching Enemy; and in Violet your struggle to write your dissertation is aided by the most charming voice-in-your-head character in history.

    All 35 of the comp entries, playable with interpreters, are available at ifcomp.org, but Violet and Everybody Dies can be played online

    Congrats, Jim!

    Everybody Dies Takes Bronze at IFComp, Everybody Dies review at Play This Thing! (Thanks, Jim!)

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     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:15:37 +0000 Africa beats GM with first electric car
    Africa’s first all-electric locally engineered car has been presented at the Paris Motor Show. Known as Joule, its creators say it uses about 20% of the energy needed by a conventional car and produces no damaging environmental emissions. The six-seat multi-purpose vehicle’s interior and exterior was styled by Keith Helfet, the South Africa-born designer who became [...]
     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:00:51 +0000 Monty Python Channel Debuts on YouTube
    Monty Python Channel Debuts on YouTube
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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:30:11 +0000 College concedes email to the cloud
    The Wired Campus reports today that “Boston College Will Stop Offering New Students E-Mail Accounts.” All the incoming students may not have cloud-like email such as gmail, but that may be a major factor in this trend: Many students don’t even want a college e-mail address these days because they already have well-established digital identities [...]

    The Wired Campus reports today that “Boston College Will Stop Offering New Students E-Mail Accounts.” All the incoming students may not have cloud-like email such as gmail, but that may be a major factor in this trend:

    Many students don’t even want a college e-mail address these days because they already have well-established digital identities before they arrive on campus. That’s the conclusion that officials at Boston College came to in a recent review of their online services. So the college recently decided to stop offering full e-mail accounts to incoming students starting next fall.

    Instead of a standard college e-mail account, next year’s freshmen will be offered an e-mail-forwarding service that will pass along messages to whatever personal e-mail account a student specifies . . .

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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:05:29 PST What Would You Do in the Worst Case? A Freakonomics Quorum
    Photo: Jamesfischer These are the economic times that try men's souls, and women's too. In the past few months, a lot of people have seen their net worth fall substantially, and I'm sure more than a few have contemplated what would happen if they lost everything. So we asked a group of people - Nick Mills, [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/l8ycMuGn88OpNN073fuvMN-oa_Y/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/l8ycMuGn88OpNN073fuvMN-oa_Y/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/r8yDQJ0UNrc" height="1" width="1"/
     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:34:50 PST FREAK Shots: Who Are You Calling Third-World?
    Blog reader Nick Turner sent along this photo of a Body Shop ad in San Francisco: Photo: Nick Turner He was surprised that the ad guarantees fair-labor conditions for workers in Italy: I thought fair-trade protections were for third-world workers. I wonder how the Italians feel about this designation. The ad didn't outright call Italy third-world; but if it had, [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/uXJEM8WnD-Yn4razict8WiBDWP8/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/uXJEM8WnD-Yn4razict8WiBDWP8/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/2hzRace9UpY" height="1" width="1"/
     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:24:32 PST Eric Oliver on the "Bigot Belt"
    Eric Oliver is a colleague of mine at the University of Chicago. He is the author of the absolutely fantastic book Fat Politics: The Real Story Behind America's Obesity Epidemic. He has some new and interesting insights on the "Bigot Belt," which he has generously written up for the Freakonomics blog. The Bigot Belt By Eric Oliver A [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/S2CyfgYJM_Jzm8Dj31TgiuyHfLg/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~a/S2CyfgYJM_Jzm8Dj31TgiuyHfLg/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/NazM5ihImPE" height="1" width="1"/
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     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:50:40 +0000 Skoggins
    Skoggins is a directory site that allows bands to list for free, and lets people search for live performers for events in their area. It seems a fairly straightforward idea. Your thoughts? Is this a solution for events bookings? Something to add to your arsenal? Worth the bother of registering? Had a booking through them? Let [...]

    Skoggins

    Skoggins is a directory site that allows bands to list for free, and lets people search for live performers for events in their area. It seems a fairly straightforward idea.

    Your thoughts? Is this a solution for events bookings? Something to add to your arsenal? Worth the bother of registering? Had a booking through them? Let us know in the comments.

    Post from: New Music Ideas

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     Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:37:38 +0000 Treo Pro Bluetooth Update Released
    Yesterday, Palm released a cabinet file update for the Treo Pro that fixes a bug with the Pro’s Bluetooth stack. You should apply this update if “you are in an active call using bluetooth car kit or bluetooth headset and you receive a second incoming call and you let it ring or you ignore the incoming [...]
    Treo Pro Update

    Treo Pro Update

    Yesterday, Palm released a cabinet file update for the Treo Pro that fixes a bug with the Pro’s Bluetooth stack.

    You should apply this update if “you are in an active call using bluetooth car kit or bluetooth headset and you receive a second incoming call and you let it ring or you ignore the incoming call, the call will be diverted to Voicemail. The first call remains active but you can no longer hear the caller (the caller can still hear you). The audio has been lost. If you answer the call and swap between calls or reject the call, the issue is not seen.”

    Devices with a software version of T850UNA-1.01-XXX or lower should apply this patch. If your software version is higher than 1.01, this update is not necessary.

    The update is a software update (not a firmware upgrade), so if a hard reset is performed, the update needs to be reinstalled. It can be installed in three ways - transferred using ActiveSync, downloaded over-the-air (OTA), or launched from a microSD card. To install OTA visit www.palm.com/850u-bluetooth-ota from your Palm Treo Pro device.

    Unfortunately, due to issues with our FTP server, we are unable to host the CAB file in our downloads section at this moment.

    Related Links

    Palm’s Support Page

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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:21:06 -0500 Cadwalader Says Goodbye to Bob Link

    Cadwalader Wickersham Taft new logo CWT AboveTheLaw blog.jpgFormer Cadwalader chairman Bob Link is being left off of the firm's 2009 management committee. The news was told to the partnership during a meeting today. Link himself confirmed the news to AmLaw Daily:

    Cadwalader, Wickersham & Taft's former chairman and current managing partner Robert Link Jr. was not included on a recommended slate of candidates for the firm's management committee given to partners today, a source at Cadwalader says.

    The slate, recommended by the management committee, will not be acted on for another few weeks, the source says. Link, reached by phone, confirmed his name was not on the list.

    "It really is part of our normal succession," Link says. "It's not something I've been part of planning for."

    Charlotte managing partner Jim Carroll is also out of the 2009 management loop.

    The Lawyer, which first broke the news of Link's ouster on Monday, reports that Cadwalader's future is still very much up in the air:

    But Link's removal from power is far from the end of the story. Cadwalader has been reeling for months. Collapsed core markets, major lawyer layoffs and now a palace revolt, 2008 will go down as arguably the worst in Cadwalader's 216-year history.

    Inevitably, questions have been raised about the long-term future of the firm. How things play out later this week may offer some clues as to its shape, whatever that may be.

    But one parting shot from CWT to the associates they laid off, after the jump.


     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:44:35 -0500 DLA Piper Changes Partnership Structure

    DLA Piper logo Above the Law blog.jpgThe economy is in the toilet and law firms are scrambling to adjust. Usually this means "firing associates," but DLA Piper has done something really interesting and brought changes to the partnership instead of firing associates:

    Some 275 "income" partners who don't have an ownership stake will be invited to join the ranks of 300 equity partners, provided each makes a capital contribution that could range up to $150,000, according to legal industry sources.

    Look, for all we know associate layoffs could be right around the corner at DLA or any other Biglaw firm. But almost doubling the number of equity partners means that profits per partner will be squarely in the hands of each individual partner to generate business.

    Legal industry recruiter John Cashman of Major Lindsey & Africa LLC says DLA's move is unprecedented and likely to turn up the heat on attorneys to bring in clients -- a crucial factor in partner compensation.

    "It's very clear to their (junior-level lawyers) it's either up or out: We want business generators or worker bees. They want to send that message," Mr. Cashman says.

    Real cost savings for DLA after the jump.


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     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:24:23 +0000 Samsung joins the 256GB SSD crowd
    Just a few months after letting loose their 128GB SSD, Samsung is joining Micron and Toshiba in the exclusive Quartergig Solid club in South _____shire (that’s for all the Austen fans). The new drive boasts read speeds up to 220MB/s and writes up to 200MB/s, which makes it half-faster than the Microns and way faster [...]


    Just a few months after letting loose their 128GB SSD, Samsung is joining Micron and Toshiba in the exclusive Quartergig Solid club in South _____shire (that’s for all the Austen fans). The new drive boasts read speeds up to 220MB/s and writes up to 200MB/s, which makes it half-faster than the Microns and way faster than the Toshibas.

    Expect to see these all over the place soon.

     Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:06:45 +0000 Scottish glasses fill from the bottom while I fill from top
    If the river were lager and I were a duck, I’d buy a Trufill concept device designed for stadiums that can fill ten pints of beer in ten seconds and drink it all up. This amazing new concept uses magic and space technology to fill up glasses from the bottom up. How? I don’t know. [...]

    If the river were lager and I were a duck, I’d buy a Trufill concept device designed for stadiums that can fill ten pints of beer in ten seconds and drink it all up. This amazing new concept uses magic and space technology to fill up glasses from the bottom up. How? I don’t know. No one knows. All we know is that we have to go visit FoodBev next week and if this amazing system is true my drink will be on so hard that it will be difficult for me to post from Monday to Friday anymore.

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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:16:41 EST Time to raise the gas tax
    The big game in Washington these days consists of running around dealing with the problems of the Detroit Three automakers, formerly the Big Three.img src="http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/457162868" height="1" width="1"/
     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:26:41 EST The recession in your state
    As you pile the family into the car and head home for Thanksgiving, you may want to give a little thought to how your home state is weathering the economic crisis.img src="http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/458209296" height="1" width="1"/
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     Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:58:59 +0000 Ramin Eshraghi shoots Dragon Fli Empire ft. Cadence Weapon - Outside Inn
          
     Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:39:57 +0000 ILL LITERACY SHOW NYC
          
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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:07:44 -0500 TV Guide
    This media player provides an easy way to watch downloaded video content through your television.
     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:31:54 -0500 Wood You Wear
    This French line of intimate apparel is made from enzyme-processed pine-tree chippings.
     Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:35:48 -0500 Soap Up
    Pattern Body Wash is ecofriendly, containing no parabens, artificial fragrances, colors, or dyes.
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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:39:42 -0500 Zune >>> iPod
    When it comes to ads utilizing paint...Zune wins.

    Pants down.

     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:27:38 -0500 How Odd is Corinne Stevie?


    What do you get if you mix the Retro/Hipster sound of The Cool Kids, the futurist OutKast/Organized Noize-isms of Brittany Bosco and her Hollyweerd peeps and the revolutionary art-student-goes-around-the-world Club Rap of M.I.A., and then sprinkle it with a pinch Def Jux-yness for flavor? You get visual artist, rapper and stylista Corinne Stevie and her debut EP/album 'The Oddity,' that's what!

    The Georgia/Florida-based Stevie teamed up with Art Nouveau to distribute the EP. Bridging the gap between Hipster-Hop, Art-Rap, Backpack/Space Rap, Dirty South/Crunk, Future-Soul, traditional Boom-Bap and cutting-edge Club music, she hopes her music "encourage(s) people" to "just be everything, just express yourself and be who you are and not be afraid to see your different sides."

    Corinne Stevie 'The Oddity' (.ZIP)
     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:45:56 -0500 "It's Nice to Meet You, I'm Claire Huxtable..."


    'Jammin' On the One' is more absolutely free Baltimore Club madness courtesy of DJ/producer/vocalist DLake and his man Symbol, known collectively as Claire Hux It's a fifteen track mixtape mixed by Scottie B. intended to whet appetites for their forthcoming official debut on Baltimore, MD's Unruly Records.

    They clown club-going breakdancers (which is hilarious but bound to piss off Hip-Hop purists), catch the "holy ghost in the club," and sample 'The Cosby Show.' Download it, so you can start "ja-ja-ja-jammin' on the one" like your boy Malcolm Jamal Warner back in the day...Just make sure you rock your bootleg Gordon Gartrell.

    Claire Hux 'Jammin' On the One' (.ZIP)
     Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:48:27 -0500 "Rodney King baby!"
    "Yeah I beat it like a cop" © Lil Wayne



    I suck for skipping over this joint when I first gave 'The Carter III' a listen.

    Bonafide lyrical genius.

    "Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-weeee! Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-weeeee!"

    Like a cop car indeed.
     Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:46:42 -0500 Sleeveface Champion


    So a week ago I log onto Boston.com and staring me in the face is an article about this phenomena called "Sleeveface" and the book that was just released.

    My initial reaction?

    "MUTHAFUCKA!"



    I was a bit salty to find out that something I had been doing since at least 2005 (according to the date on an early "Sleeveface" of mine that's on Myspace) was about to allow some dudes (who began doing it themselves last year) to get caked up through a book deal. I recall AIM conversations with Keter, Element and other music/art geeks about making it something bigger, involving groups of people, using it for a music video, etc. etc. but I never ran with it.

    So yeah. I suck.



    So I fired off an email to Boston.com along with some pics for the Sleeveface contest they had, knowing that my OG Sleevefaces would win...and they did. Well one did. Cosby.

    I'm a little less salty, and feel a bit of vindication. Perhaps I can get some of my pics published in the next Sleeveface book. We shall see. If anything this has made me want to take some more pics (I've gotten a bit lazy) and also to follow through with some of ridiculous ideas I have in my brain.

    Oh and BIG UP El Keter for being the photographer/producer behind the winning shot.
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     Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:05:04 +0000 SEC P2
    November 18, 2008 On behalf of Mark Cuban RE: SEC Civil Action in the United States District for the Northern District of Texas, Dallas Division The SEC knows their case centers on one telephone conversation between two individuals- 4 years ago. The SEC claims there was an agreement between these parties to the conversation to keep certain information confidential. We interviewed Guy Faure, the [...]

    November 18, 2008

    On behalf of

    Mark Cuban

    RE: SEC Civil Action in the United States District

    for the Northern District of Texas, Dallas Division

    The SEC knows their case centers on one telephone conversation between two individuals- 4 years ago. The SEC claims there was an agreement between these parties to the conversation to keep certain information confidential. We interviewed Guy Faure, the former CEO of Mamma.com Inc., with whom the SEC claims Mr. Cuban made an agreement. We had a court reporter transcribe the interview. There was no agreement to keep information confidential. Here is a relevant excerpt from the interview with Mr. Faure:

    CHRISTOPHER CLARK :

    1) Q- We spoke earlier about you were telling Mr. Cuban in words or substance : “I have confidential information for you”.

    A- Right.

    2) Q- Do you recall anything Mr. Cuban said in response or reply to that statement by you ?

    A- No, I do not.

    The SEC knows this-they have the transcript, yet they brought the case anyway. Why? Do they have a different statement from Mr. Faure ?

    Why did the SEC end their multi-year investigation of Mamma.com Inc. for alleged securities laws violations days before interviewing present and former Mamma.com Inc. executives about this matter? Was the timing a coincidence? We think not.

    Any inquiries respecting this release should be directed to Stephen Best at Dewey & LeBoeuf LLP (202) 346-8735.

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    Stephen A. Best

    Partner

    Dewey & LeBoeuf LLP

    1101 New York Avenue, N.W., Suite 1100

    Washington, D.C. 20005

          
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     Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:47:32 +0000 Golly
    I’ve had a rather long and trying week that has left me more than a little tired and cranky. As a result, I don’t really feel equal to the task of writing something meaningful about what happened on Tuesday. I will say, however, that for the first time in a very long time I actually [...]

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    I’ve had a rather long and trying week that has left me more than a little tired and cranky. As a result, I don’t really feel equal to the task of writing something meaningful about what happened on Tuesday. I will say, however, that for the first time in a very long time I actually feel proud to live in this country. And quite pleased to share my birthday with Inauguration Day.

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     Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:20:00 -0600 KAWS DOES 808'S & HEARTBREAK ART
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    THE (FULL BODY) LENGTH OF THIS AND MORE COMES WITH THE ITUNES ALBUM AND WILL ALSO BE RELEASED IN STORES ON THE 16TH AS A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PACKAGING.

     


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