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    Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
    But Officer, the Bag Is So My Friends Don't Find out I Drink Zima

    Girl to cop giving her a ticket after finding beers inside her brown bag: You need a warrant for that!
    Cop: No, I don't.
    Girl: You can't just look in there without, umm, probable cause!
    Cop: Yes, I can.
    Girl: You need to get a warrant first!

    --Nassau Ave & Lorimer St, Greenpoint

    Overheard by: David L.


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    J. Lo. and Puffy's Unfinished Life Together

    Black guy with bags, bumping into Hispanic woman: Don't gimme that look, not my fault, not my fuckin' fault! (Hispanic woman just glares) Look at me again and I'll fuck you in the ass!

    --53rd St & 5th Ave


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    Where Would This Site Be Without the Hobos?

    Trinidadian hobo: Step into the car and please don't block the doors. There's another train directly behind this one. Biiing-bonnng! That's from the old cars. This is how they do it now: "Dingdong!" (recorded "if you see something, say something" message plays; hobo recites the message along with it, mimicking perfectly.) "Tell a police officer or an MTA employee." Or tell me, because it might be a bag o' money. Or weed. But if it's only a nickel bag of weed, just turn it in to a policeman. If it's a 500-pound bag, give it to me! I need that haze! Now, here's a picture of my wife. Two years ago, on Easter Sunday, my wife passed away of a massive heart attack. I want you all to know about this because I want you all to know I'm still single. The ladies, that is, not the men. I'm not gay. I have gay friends, but I'm not gay. I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian because I love what they eat!

    --4 Train

    Overheard by: Aloof Loner


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    Jeez, Who Wouldn't Want Devastating Vortices?

    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I need to blend this. I wish I had blenders for hands.
    Serious friend: Some people would want to be able to fly or read minds... I guess that's a pretty good super power too.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I'd used my blender hands to stir up the air and fly, like helicopter propellers.
    Serious friend: Come on, think about the physics of that. If anything, you'd just create two devastating vortices on either side of you and suck everybody in. No flying.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: If we're already asking for blender hands, I think a minor change in the laws of physics would be workable.
    Serious friend: True. (spins hands like blender-propellers)

    --6 Train

    Overheard by: Lynne


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    Inside Every White Girl Is a Black Panther Trying To Get Out

    Female driver to chubby crossing pedestrian: You gonna die, honkey!

    --City Island Ave

    Overheard by: Sam


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    Who Says Life's No Picnic for New Yorkers?

    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver to woman with pizza: Lemme...uh...have that pizza. (woman smiles awkwardly, thinking it's a joke) I wasn't kidding. Lemme have that pizza. (woman holding a bag of cookies gets on bus with child)
    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver: Oh, lemme just...uh uh...have one of these...uh uh...cookies. (takes cookie)
    Small Asian woman (taken aback and extremely confused): What? You can't take these.
    (bus driver stuffs cookie in mouth and ignores woman)
    (later)
    Bus driver, on PA
    : Lady, these are some good cookies.


    --Uptown Bus to Met from Port Authority


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    Wait-- Didn't You Give Your Mom Hoop Earrings for Christmas?

    Girl, telling joke: A seven-year-old daughter said to her mother: "Today in school I learned where babies come from."
    Mother: Oh, really?
    Daughter: Yea, a mommy and daddy take off all their clothes, the mommy makes the dad happy and his thingy stands up a little. Then the mommy puts the thingy in her mouth and the thingy stands up all the way and explodes, and that's where babies come from.
    Mother: No, honey, that's where jewelry comes from.
    (laughs)
    Guy listening, with horrified face
    : Wait a second, my mom has a shitload of jewelry. Oh, goddammit, eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Girl: I'm never going to look at your mom the same way ever again.

    --Arthur Avenue

    Overheard by: Reza Daneshvar


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    And in the Closet

    Drunk hipster guy #1 (screaming): Let's see who can make out with the fattest girl tonight. Whoever makes out with the fattest gets ten dollars from everyone else.
    Drunk hipster guy #2 (also screaming): Yeah, and if there's a close call, she can judge.
    Drunk hipster girl: Hey, I want in on this action! That could be 50 bucks.
    Guy #1: Okay, okay, you can play too. But if it comes down to a close call between us guys you have to decide which girl is fatter.
    Drunk hipster guy #3: And she can have a good personality.
    Drunk hipster guy #4: Why are we screaming?
    Drunk hipster guy #1: Because we're Italian.

    --LIRR

    Overheard by: revolted


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    Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
    Business Etiquette Is Different in New York

    Female receptionist to male receptionist: Since you're going to lunch in 20 minutes, can you fill up my water bottle?
    Male receptionist: Can you blow me?

    Avenue of the Americas
    New York City, New York


    Overheard by: gb


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    And It'll Make Our Presentation More Festive

    Male IT worker: Body glitter is not that hard to wash off.

    Richmond, Virginia


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    Yeah, He Set Off My Sprinklers

    Accounting woman: I am leaking.
    Accounting manager: I heard you just went to the doctor.

    Northbrook, Illinois

    Overheard by: fishbones


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    I'm Gonna Write Down a URL for You

    CSR, looking at small child: I want a baby, but I want it to stay small like that.
    Serious manager: Well, you should have sex with a dwarf.

    Washington, DC


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    Oh-Nay Singular Sensation, Every Little Step She Takes

    Annoying girl on phone: Great, so your user name is, "the power of oh-nay." Oh. One. That's probably what that is.

    Poydras Center
    New Orleans, Louisiana


    Overheard by: Rosemary


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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:58:18 +0000 Feds start wait list for DTV converter box coupons
    Feds start wait list for DTV converter box coupons | KOMO News — This is going to be a fiasco, you can see it coming down Broadway. Consumers who apply for federal coupons to pay for converter boxes ahead of next month’s transition to digital television broadcasts are being placed on a waiting list and may [...]
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:45:54 +0000 Church of England offers prayer for unemployed
    14th Century idiots.
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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:13:09 +0000 Extraordinary mobile volunteering
    One of the biggest challenges for not for profits, non-governmental groups and other volunteer run organisations isn’t funding, but time. Namely, your time. While many NGOs have harnessed the power of social and participatory media to solve old problems, many others still lack access to the critical expertise and knowledge needed to move forward. In [...]

    One of the biggest challenges for not for profits, non-governmental groups and other volunteer run organisations isn’t funding, but time. Namely, your time.

    While many NGOs have harnessed the power of social and participatory media to solve old problems, many others still lack access to the critical expertise and knowledge needed to move forward. In the past, those who might offer this expertise are often too busy to volunteer their time for on-site commitments. Thanks to mobile communications and some innovative thinking, a solution is now a phone call away.

    Meet the Extraordinaries

    The Extraordinaries turns your spare time into social good by “delivering volunteer opportunities, on-demand, to mobile phones, which can be performed on mobile phones in 20 minutes or less.”

    Extraordinaries founders Jacob Colker and Ben Rigby came up with the idea to match busy people with volunteer micro-commitments wherever and whenever they may be accessed by mobile technologies.

    “In essence, The Extraordinaries reduces the cost of information transfer. It allows a person with high expertise to transfer information to someone or some organization in need of that expertise at little or no cost.”

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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:27:37 PST The Cost of Fearing Strangers
    What do Bruce Pardo and Atif Irfan have in common? In case you're not familiar with their names, let me rephrase: What do the white guy who dressed up as Santa and killed his ex-wife and her family (and then committed suicide) and the Muslim guy who got thrown off a recent AirTran flight on suspicion of [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/KcI85zNpV0PjGaorpuRFlS5q51E/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/KcI85zNpV0PjGaorpuRFlS5q51E/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/iy-C8GYHTXI" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:49:17 PST Honesty Reigns on Boxing Day
    As always, we try to bring you the best and latest in honor-payment commerce schemes. Here's one from a town called Settle in North Yorkshire, England: A shopkeeper in North Yorkshire who wanted a day off on Boxing Day decided to leave his store open and let his customers help themselves. Tom Algie, who runs the Practically [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/WLkPTxcbejcOxQyGl_o40-DiI_U/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/WLkPTxcbejcOxQyGl_o40-DiI_U/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/nOf5tJufeU8" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:47:36 PST Which Is Worse: Fewer Pubs or More Unhealthy Citizens?
    Patrons at Cecil's Jazz Club in West Orange, N.J., savored one of the last nights for smoking in bars and restaurants. (Photo: Marko Georgiev/The New York Times) A journalist writing for the Financial Times complains that Britain's indoor smoking ban has resulted in more pubs closing and a decline in beer sales of 10 percent. I [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/3vlleojeQUApVMzG4_K6gUP6kCk/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/3vlleojeQUApVMzG4_K6gUP6kCk/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/6N3WE137mdg" height="1" width="1"/
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     Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:53:18 +0000 Pure Solo
    PureSolo.com is a site and free downloadable software that enables musicians to play along to a wide variety of professional, original and well-known music tracks, then record and share the music. According to the press release, PureSolo.com was founded by a mixture of entrepreneurs who included ex-Goldman Sachs financiers, and a professional trumpeter who has played [...]

    PureSolo

    PureSolo.com is a site and free downloadable software that enables musicians to play along to a wide variety of professional, original and well-known music tracks, then record and share the music.

    According to the press release, PureSolo.com was founded by a mixture of entrepreneurs who included ex-Goldman Sachs financiers, and a professional trumpeter who has played with everyone from Ray Charles, to Kylie, and albums like Pet Shop Boys ‘Very’ and Tina Turner’s ‘Simply The Best’.

    What do you think? Are these the backing tracks you’ve been looking for? Go to the site, download the software, mess about with it - and come back and report!

    Post from: New Music Ideas

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     Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:10:06 +0000 Modern Marvels Featuring Palm Smartphones!
    After seeing the post on Palm’s official blog about the airing of a new episode of the History Channel’s Modern Marvels featuring the Treo line of smartphones, I promptly scheduled a recording on my DVR at 4:00PM and 9:00PM (redundancy is to ensure that I would get it!). It’s nice to see Palm products being featured [...]
    Modern Marvels

    Modern Marvels

    After seeing the post on Palm’s official blog about the airing of a new episode of the History Channel’s Modern Marvels featuring the Treo line of smartphones, I promptly scheduled a recording on my DVR at 4:00PM and 9:00PM (redundancy is to ensure that I would get it!).

    It’s nice to see Palm products being featured on TV, right? Click on the YouTube link to watch the clip!

    Related Links

    Palm’s Blog Post

    Modern Marvels: Retro Tech

    Watch the clip on YouTube

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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:04:00 -0500 ATL Visits the West Coast

    Alex Kozinski David Lat.jpgSometimes readers complain that Above the Law focuses too much on the East Coast. Since our headquarters is here in New York, and since we lived in Washington from 2006 to 2008, we may have an East Coast bias.

    But we do try to run a national legal news site. Even if we're physically located in New York, wherever two or more lawyers are gathered in our name, there we are.

    In recent months, we've been making a conscious effort to do more for the West Coast. For example, we've started posting -- later in the day, to account for the time difference -- material aimed at a West Coast / California audience.

    And next week we'll be in L.A., to participate in three events (all kindly sponsored by the Federalist Society). One is with a leading light of the federal judiciary, and another is with a top law professor/blogger. Here are the details:

    1. A Judge in Full: Personality and Jurisprudence

    When: Tuesday, January 13, 12 p.m. - 1 p.m.
    Speakers: The Honorable Alex Kozinski, Chief Judge, Ninth Circuit; David Lat, Founder, Above the Law
    Where: Omni Hotel, 251 South Olive Street, Los Angeles
    MCLE Credit: One Hour
    Cost: $38 if paid in advance; $40 if paid at the door. Public employees, students and law clerks may pay the discounted rate of $15.

    2. Cocktail Reception with David Lat

    When: Tuesday, January 13th, 7 p.m. - 9 p.m.
    Where: Bel Air Bar and Grill, 662 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Los Angeles
    MCLE Credit: No. This will not be educational in the least -- just gossip and booze.
    Cost: Cash bar. Heavy hors d'oeuvres will be served. YUM.

    3. How Bloggers Changed the Legal World

    When: Wednesday, January 14, 12:45 p.m. - 1:30 p.m.
    Speakers: Professor Stephen Bainbridge, Warren Professor of Law, UCLA; David Lat, Founder, Above the Law
    Where: UCLA Law School, Room 1357
    Cost: Free and open to the public. Lunch will be provided.

    Please come to any or all of these events. We look forward to seeing you!

    A Judge in Full: Personality and Jurisprudence [Federalist Society - Los Angeles Lawyers Chapter]
    How Bloggers Have Changed the Legal World [Facebook]
    Two Events / One Day with Chief Judge Kozinski and David Lat [Facebook]



     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:18:30 -0500 Non-Sequiturs: 1.06.09

    foxwoods the place of dreams.JPG* At least one person got this right, Obama's Kagan hire helps Yale. A bunch. [Holy Hullabaloos]

    * Paul Michel, Chief Judge of the Federal Circuit, actually explains the law. He wants it to be better. [Intellectual Property Colloquium]

    * The smell of marijuana is the smell of freedom from tyranny. Or it's the smell of involuntary incarceration. It really depends on where you live. [Underdog]

    * God, does anybody else remember when Wesley Snipes was kind of cool? "We should have gotten a live chicken." "Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!" "This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way." [TaxProf Blog]

    * I remember 3L year. I went to Foxwoods on my way from NYC back to Boston and won a ton of money at craps. I was in the Parody. And then my parents came to watch me graduate. I'm told other things happened as well. What a great year. [Ridiculum]



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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:59:24 +0000 Today’s Apple keynote is now streaming for your pleasure
    Phil's first keynote is now live on the Web for all to see. Check it out here.

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    Phil’s first keynote is now live on the Web for all to see. Check it out here.

     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:43:31 +0000 Ultimate Ears pushes out economical noise-isolating in-ears, Metro.fi 170 and 220
    Like the Metro.fi 2s that Mike reviewed way back when, the Metro.fi 170 (pictured above) and 220s appear to be great alternatives to the overpriced earbuds that everyone and their mother seems to hocking these days. Each provides 16 dBs of noise isolation with the packaged silicone tips. If they’re anything like the ones that come with the higher-end models like the Triple.fi 10vi or Super.fi 5s then you’re in for a real treat. Three different sized sets come with packaged so the majority of folks are covered.

    metrofi-170

    Like the Metro.fi 2s that Mike reviewed way back when, the Metro.fi 170 (pictured above) and 220s appear to be great alternatives to the overpriced earbuds that everyone and their mother seems to hocking these days. Each provides 16 dBs of noise isolation with the packaged silicone tips. If they’re anything like the ones that come with the higher-end models like the Triple.fi 10vi or Super.fi 5s then you’re in for a real treat. Three different sized sets come with packaged so the majority of folks are covered.

    The distinction between the 170 and 220 seems to come down to higher frequencies, which the 220 handles better and adds extra bass and better treble. Like the Super.fi 5s I reviewed last year, both the Metro.fi 170 and 220 have a red right-side earphone and come with a carrying case. Both the 170 and 220 are also available as phone-compatible models and are denoted by the ‘vi’ nomenclature.

    The Metro.Fi 170 will retail for $50 and the 220 will go for $80. Just add $10 to each if you’re interested in the vi models. All four models are expected to hit store shelves this month.

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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:35:35 EST How Geithner can avoid Paulson's mistakes
    Don't expect Tim Geithner to set any records when it comes to doling out the rest of the Treasury's bailout fund.img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/ULBGK7xOyu0" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:05:33 EST Tech memo to Team Obama
    So president-elect Barack Obama wants to make the deployment of broadband Internet networks part of a sweeping stimulus package that he hopes would create new jobs, update the nation's hospitals, schools and other facilities, and lift the United States out of recession.img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/7l94XHQHhdg" height="1" width="1"/
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     Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:58:59 +0000 Ramin Eshraghi shoots Dragon Fli Empire ft. Cadence Weapon - Outside Inn
          
     Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:39:57 +0000 ILL LITERACY SHOW NYC
          
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     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 17:33:06 -0500 Jersey Girl
    Even though it's sleeveless, we envision wearing two-tone frock by rag & bone year-round.
     Fri, 2 Jan 2009 17:13:45 -0500 Alphabetical Order
    These fourteen-karat gold letterpress necklaces have a retro charm (and price tag).
     Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:44:52 -0500 Movie Star
    Roku's new and improved Netflix Player is one of the most recession-friendly entertainment options around.
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     Tue, 6 Jan 2009 15:56:22 -0500 2009 Is All About Creepy Swedish Chicks Right?
    So I just came across the new video from Swedish band Fever Ray at Discobelle. I watched it, not knowing anything about the band or anything. Let's just say, I may already have a favorite track and video from 2009. The song is super dramatic and moody, the perfect type of track for a gray snowy day.

    The video is even darker. The theme lies somewhere in between suspense and horror. A lone boat on a river, a creepy old house that is littered with either people sleeping or dead bodies, a chick whose face is painted to look like a skull? YES PLEASE!




    Fever Ray's debut album will drop in March 2009.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 20:12:29 -0500 Nike SB 720° Dunks


    I've been coveting these Nike SB 720° Dunks, fashioned after Atari's vintage skating-themed arcade game 720°, since they dropped this Summer. Thanks to eBayer jcnice08 who put a pair of size 13's up for competitive bid I finally got 'em, and for a sweet price to boot!

    I fucking loved the 720° arcade game back in the day and sunk many a quarter into it's boombox-bedecked, oddly-angled-joystick-having shell when I was a kid. Its groundbreakingly original subject-matter, sleek polygonal design, refreshing gameplay, killer-bee attacks and signature "skate or die" warning made for one addictive game.

    The kicks themselves caught my eye with the combination of muted and bold colors and the checker-board pattern interior. Now that I got I 'em I'm happy to report they look really pretty on my feets.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 03:20:29 -0500 Bisc1 Has a Love for Remixes


    New York-based emcee Bisc1, who is down with the Embedded Records crew and friendly with Imageyenation homies the Nuclear Family, released his debut album 'When Electric Night Falls' early in 2008. Fresh for '09 he's back with a fancy remixed version of the album, called 'The Strange Love Project: WENF Remixtape,' which boasts remixes from Cassettes Won't Listen, Omega One and Nuk Fammers Scott Thorough and Snafu amongst others. It also comes with a collection of complementary artwork by a whole host of artists who were tasked with interpreting Bisc's music in a visual medium.

    Bisc1 'The Strange Love Project: WENF Remixtape' (.ZIP)

    To download the "freemixtape" you'll need to give Bisc your name and e-mail address. And if your monitor's set to a low screen resolution you might have trouble viewing the download page which requires a lot of screen space and doesn't have any scroll-bars.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 02:59:12 -0500 More Hollyweerder Than Before


    New Millennium ATLiens Hollweerd are back with the follow-up to this Summer's 'Edible Phat' project, another "mixtalbum" called 'Electricity Showroom.' Once again it's another 100% free album-length download, and just like their last one it's packed with eccentric Dirty South awesomeness.

    Hollyweerd 'Electricity Showroom' (.ZIP)
     Fri, 2 Jan 2009 18:52:44 -0500 No-One Cares if You are Straight


    German producer/remixer Kimono Kops has graced these pages with remixes of M.I.A. and Bloc Party, but he's ringing in the New Year with an original cut of his own called "The Trade."

    It's sweet, catchy, coolly detached, and yet warmly passionate, and reminds me of Depeche Mode, The Blow, Joy Division, Architecture In Helsinki and The Chromatics all at once!

    Kimono Kops "The Trade"
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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:27:43 +0000 The Cubs
    With all the support and encouragement I got to buy the team, I think its appropriate to share the  decision making process behind what happened and why. Buying the Cubs was a unique opportunity to own one of the most storied franchises in sports.  Its a team that represents so much to so many, with [...]

    With all the support and encouragement I got to buy the team, I think its appropriate to share the  decision making process behind what happened and why. Buying the Cubs was a unique opportunity to own one of the most storied franchises in sports.  Its a team that represents so much to so many, with such a unique legacy, that when the opportunity arose, I decided to go for it.

    I’m not going to get into the numbers, or the people, or much of the process other than to say that the person I worked with at the Trib was great. The person I worked with at the Cubs did a great job as well. Nothing about the process was anything but positive when it came to the people assigned to work with me.

    During the entire process I thought I had a very strong chance of being able to buy the team.  I thought I could offer a competitive price. I thought I had the experience to come in and improve the business so that I could continue to invest in the product on the field without having to squeeze every nickel from Cubs fans. I also thought I could win over Major League Baseball. All told, I thought my experience in owning a team and most importantly, my  commitment to always trying to win, would give me an important advantage.

    From my perspective, the Cubs being a winning team was important to the seller, the Tribune company, even after they sold.  When the Cubs won, the newspaper sold more copies, more people watched the games on WGN and listened on the radio, which in turn meant those mediums could sell more advertising at a higher rate. On the flipside, if the new owner was purely about making money at the expense of a winning team, it could cause the value of the seller’s other assets to decline faster than they otherwise would.  Not that this would compensate for significant delta in ds;rd price, but it could break ties.

    On the flipside, my dedication to winning  could also make my job of getting  approval with MLB baseball much harder. Some people thought it meant that I would spend on players like I did in my early days with the Mavericks. Back before I learned that sometimes GMs put keeping their jobs ahead of trying to win championships. But thats another story for another time.  I had no intentions of trying to outspend the Yankees or Red Sox.  There was no reason to. I didnt have to beat either of those teams unless I made it to the World Series. The only teams I had to be better than were those in the National League, and more importantly, those in my division.  There were no big spending rivals close to home, so the AL East could spend themselves silly. My plans were to spend to win, not to spend for spending’s sake.  IMHO, the money I could save being in the 2nd tier of payroll could be invested in scouting and development. I made this clear to any and all of the owners that I spoke to across the league. Of course that didnt stop some from trying to convince some owners otherwise.

    In particular, a lot of the “intelligence” that I would be a big time spender seemed to come out of Chicago. The “conventional wisdom” of people that I talked to around the league suggested that Jerry Reinsdorf, the owner of the White Sox was going to be my primary obstacle to getting approval from MLB should I buy the Cubs. Contrary to popular belief, I think I have a good relationship with Jerry. I know I have a good relationship with all the people I deal with  at the Bulls. We are probably on the same side of NBA issues 99pct of the time.  I honestly don’t know what if any information was coming from Jerry, or his position on my owning a team.  He was very cordial to me and  made it clear that he would be happy to talk to me about anything at any time, although we never did get the chance to chat.

    My sense of the entire situation was that whoever the new owner of the Cubs would be, it was in the Sox best interest for things to stay business as usual.  Published TV ratings and other published measures showed that the Cubs were more popular than the Sox, yet before I even started looking at the Cubs, I knew from my discussions with people in the NBA that the Cubs and Sox were treated as equals in their business dealings.  That was great for the Sox, not so good for the Cubs. Im guessing the people in the Sox organization knew, that if I bought the team, particularly at the price point that was being suggested in the papers, there was no way I would just accept parity in future business dealings. I was going to have to try to negotiate the very best deals possible for the Cubs, even if it was at the expense of the White Sox.

    In my conversations with owners around the league, they seemed to understand this point. But what was most interesting to me, was that a recurring theme was that they thought I would be good for baseball. Many had talked to NBA owners who explained that I did my homework and was a good partner. That in my areas of strength, in particular technology, I would make sure I tried to contribute and help the league how and where I could.  It was pretty obvious that more than a few of the owners hoped I would come in and stir things up and stand up and speak for the owners when it came to digital rights and the future of technology and how it would impact the teams and leagues profitability. They were hoping I would be the new guy to come in and take the commissioners’ arrows.  Which of course I would be fine with and happy to do if it got me their confirmation vote.

    The obstacles seemed to be minor, the opportunity with the Cubs significant. It really was an opportunity that I thought I could be successful with on the field, and financially. More importantly, its something I could have a blast with. The Cubs had a strong organization, with strong management, so if I could do a deal, it wouldnt require changing the entire organization or culture like I had to with the Mavs. I felt I would have to tweak some things, but it was all manageable, which made me feel good that I could stay commited to the Mavs and lock in with the Cubs .

    The hardest part was going to be the financial deal.  I never thought it conceivable that it would be hard to spend a billion dollars on a sports team. In this case it was.  Add me to the list of people who never want to participate in this type of sales process again.  I tried every trick I knew to try to get them to commit to me. It reminded me of when I was 16 and selling magazines door to door “Do you mean to tell me Mrs Doe, that when you tell your husband that you spent 75 cents per day on the education and enjoyment of your family, he is going to get mad ? Of course not, he will be proud and excited for you and your family”.   You name the trial close, I went for it. But I couldnt close them.

    Then the credit crisis hit and hit hard.

    All of the sudden, what seemed like a sane business decision, didnt seem so sane any longer. In particular, the financial participations I had been discussing with my bankers were for shorter term loans. Just refinance at the end of the term. Its what everyone is doing. Except that it no longer seemed like a safe bet that I could refinance in a few years. I didnt want to be caught with a Sumner Redstone margin call, and for better or worse, the banks were getting worried about staying in business and the idea of matching the asset to the term wasnt something they were ready to do, unless of course they could convince 30 other banks to do the same thing.  I thought about writing to Congress to get a bailout…just kidding.

    With the credit market on the fritz, the other option was to add investors and just pay cash.  However, if we were going to pay cash, I was not going to bid anywhere near 1 Billion dollars for the assets. Once the credit crisis hit, the value of cash went through the roof. It was not just a matter of how much the Cubs were worth, it was also a matter of how much more money I could earn with that cash.  Cash was and is king. Distressed investment opportunities were rolling in the door that could make me multiples of what any sports team could. I could not see any scenario where the Cubs were worth anywhere near the numbers that had been discussed in the media.  There is one publicly owned team, the Atlanta Braves, that are owned by Liberty Capital.  The market cap of ALL of Liberty Capital net of cash and debt got as low as $250mm dollars, and today trades for about $500mm dollars, and they own far more than just the Braves.

    So there was the issue of valuation.  There was also the issue of the economy. It was impossible to predict the full impact of these tough times on any sports team. That uncertainty created two issues. The first of course was valuation.  How much would I be willing to pay for the team ? I wasn’t sure. More important to me was the cash flow.  If the economy had a significant impact on future revenues, it would also impact how much I could invest in players.  The absolute last position i wanted to be in was paying so much for the team, that if  revenues fell off, I couldnt play to win.

    So when it came down to it, I did what I thought was the only smart thing to do. I asked for an extension. I knew that if they got the money they wanted for the team, well my bid was not going to be high enough anyway. If they didnt, or the other bidders couldnt come up with their money, they would come back to me.

    I’m still waiting

          
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     Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:04:22 +0000 Xmas Etsy finds
    Since I got back from Massachusetts I’ve been slowly unpacking the heaps and piles of new treasures I brought back with me, since once again my family and friends pretty much outdid themselves in demonstrating how awesome they are and how well they know my taste. As for what I gave out: this year in [...]

    Since I got back from Massachusetts I’ve been slowly unpacking the heaps and piles of new treasures I brought back with me, since once again my family and friends pretty much outdid themselves in demonstrating how awesome they are and how well they know my taste.

    As for what I gave out: this year in addition to the usual pile of books, music, and games, I also gifted some neat things from Etsy that were (I think) well-received. I’ll probably buy even more from Etsy next year if I can manage to get started on my shopping a little earlier.

    If you liked the costumes on the Skinny Puppy tour in 2004, then you liked the work of Bethany Shorb, and should check out her Cyberoptix TieLab. I chose the Coney Island Parachute Jump and Sharp Dressed Man ties for two friends.

    For my mother I got this lovely hummingbird mug from PottersVision. The glaze on the inside of the mug is especially pretty, I think.

    My grandmother got this hand-carved Canada Goose from SandraHealy, though I had a hard time choosing which one to get. The birds in particular were all pretty appealing, I thought.

    I also picked up this bottle opener for my cousin – it’s made from part of a recycled bicycle gear and I think it’s pretty neat.

    But my absolute favorite Etsy purchase this year has to be the custom red squirrel feltidermy I ordered for my squirrel-plagued dad from GirlSavage. It’s simultaneously adorable and a little bit sick, which I’m pretty sure means it’s awesome.

    The only downside to doing my holiday shopping on Etsy is, of course, that I keep finding new things I want for myself. Perhaps I should just start dumping a percentage of my paycheck into PayPal - just like with my 401(k), only instead of nothing I’d get things.

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     Tue, 6 Jan 2009 11:30:00 -0600 N.O.R.E. (Feat. CAPONE, BUSTA RHYMES & RON BROWNZ "ROTATE"
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     Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:39:38 +0000 Digital by Design
    Digital by Design: Crafting Technology for Products and Environments by Troika has just been released in the UK (US in Feb 2009). Buy online. Text description from Thames & Hudson.. Troika is a multi-disciplinary art and design practice founded by Conny Freyer, Sebastien Noel and Eva Rucki. In “Digital by Design”, Troika presents the most exciting smart [...]

    Digital by Design

    Digital by Design: Crafting Technology for Products and Environments by Troika has just been released in the UK (US in Feb 2009). Buy online.

    Text description from Thames & Hudson..

    Troika is a multi-disciplinary art and design practice founded by Conny Freyer, Sebastien Noel and Eva Rucki. In “Digital by Design”, Troika presents the most exciting smart objects and their designers who push the boundaries of interactive technology and intelligent design, creating new realms of experience, customization and beauty for consumers increasingly looking for products that are much more than mere tools. This inspired and