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    Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
    J. Lo. and Puffy's Unfinished Life Together

    Black guy with bags, bumping into Hispanic woman: Don't gimme that look, not my fault, not my fuckin' fault! (Hispanic woman just glares) Look at me again and I'll fuck you in the ass!

    --53rd St & 5th Ave


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    Where Would This Site Be Without the Hobos?

    Trinidadian hobo: Step into the car and please don't block the doors. There's another train directly behind this one. Biiing-bonnng! That's from the old cars. This is how they do it now: "Dingdong!" (recorded "if you see something, say something" message plays; hobo recites the message along with it, mimicking perfectly.) "Tell a police officer or an MTA employee." Or tell me, because it might be a bag o' money. Or weed. But if it's only a nickel bag of weed, just turn it in to a policeman. If it's a 500-pound bag, give it to me! I need that haze! Now, here's a picture of my wife. Two years ago, on Easter Sunday, my wife passed away of a massive heart attack. I want you all to know about this because I want you all to know I'm still single. The ladies, that is, not the men. I'm not gay. I have gay friends, but I'm not gay. I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian because I love what they eat!

    --4 Train

    Overheard by: Aloof Loner


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    Jeez, Who Wouldn't Want Devastating Vortices?

    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I need to blend this. I wish I had blenders for hands.
    Serious friend: Some people would want to be able to fly or read minds... I guess that's a pretty good super power too.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I'd used my blender hands to stir up the air and fly, like helicopter propellers.
    Serious friend: Come on, think about the physics of that. If anything, you'd just create two devastating vortices on either side of you and suck everybody in. No flying.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: If we're already asking for blender hands, I think a minor change in the laws of physics would be workable.
    Serious friend: True. (spins hands like blender-propellers)

    --6 Train

    Overheard by: Lynne


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    Inside Every White Girl Is a Black Panther Trying To Get Out

    Female driver to chubby crossing pedestrian: You gonna die, honkey!

    --City Island Ave

    Overheard by: Sam


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    Who Says Life's No Picnic for New Yorkers?

    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver to woman with pizza: Lemme...uh...have that pizza. (woman smiles awkwardly, thinking it's a joke) I wasn't kidding. Lemme have that pizza. (woman holding a bag of cookies gets on bus with child)
    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver: Oh, lemme just...uh uh...have one of these...uh uh...cookies. (takes cookie)
    Small Asian woman (taken aback and extremely confused): What? You can't take these.
    (bus driver stuffs cookie in mouth and ignores woman)
    (later)
    Bus driver, on PA
    : Lady, these are some good cookies.


    --Uptown Bus to Met from Port Authority


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    Wait-- Didn't You Give Your Mom Hoop Earrings for Christmas?

    Girl, telling joke: A seven-year-old daughter said to her mother: "Today in school I learned where babies come from."
    Mother: Oh, really?
    Daughter: Yea, a mommy and daddy take off all their clothes, the mommy makes the dad happy and his thingy stands up a little. Then the mommy puts the thingy in her mouth and the thingy stands up all the way and explodes, and that's where babies come from.
    Mother: No, honey, that's where jewelry comes from.
    (laughs)
    Guy listening, with horrified face
    : Wait a second, my mom has a shitload of jewelry. Oh, goddammit, eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Girl: I'm never going to look at your mom the same way ever again.

    --Arthur Avenue

    Overheard by: Reza Daneshvar


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    And in the Closet

    Drunk hipster guy #1 (screaming): Let's see who can make out with the fattest girl tonight. Whoever makes out with the fattest gets ten dollars from everyone else.
    Drunk hipster guy #2 (also screaming): Yeah, and if there's a close call, she can judge.
    Drunk hipster girl: Hey, I want in on this action! That could be 50 bucks.
    Guy #1: Okay, okay, you can play too. But if it comes down to a close call between us guys you have to decide which girl is fatter.
    Drunk hipster guy #3: And she can have a good personality.
    Drunk hipster guy #4: Why are we screaming?
    Drunk hipster guy #1: Because we're Italian.

    --LIRR

    Overheard by: revolted


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    George Washington: Man, I was rocking wood grillz before this was even America!

    Girl to friend: Hey girl, come over here and let me see your new grillz. (friend comes over and smiles, Flavor Flav style) Daaaamnnnnnnn girl! Where did you get those? They some nice grillz!

    --Flatbush Ave & Lincoln Rd

    Overheard by: xtina


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    Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
    And It'll Make Our Presentation More Festive

    Male IT worker: Body glitter is not that hard to wash off.

    Richmond, Virginia


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    Yeah, He Set Off My Sprinklers

    Accounting woman: I am leaking.
    Accounting manager: I heard you just went to the doctor.

    Northbrook, Illinois

    Overheard by: fishbones


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    I'm Gonna Write Down a URL for You

    CSR, looking at small child: I want a baby, but I want it to stay small like that.
    Serious manager: Well, you should have sex with a dwarf.

    Washington, DC


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    Oh-Nay Singular Sensation, Every Little Step She Takes

    Annoying girl on phone: Great, so your user name is, "the power of oh-nay." Oh. One. That's probably what that is.

    Poydras Center
    New Orleans, Louisiana


    Overheard by: Rosemary


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    ...Known by the Rest Of My Siblings As Grandma...

    Political organizer: That crackhead bitch! Well, I don't like to call anyone a crackhead. (starts again) That one lady who smokes crack...

    Cleveland, Ohio

    Overheard by: I don't like labels, either


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    Telemarketers on your Cell Phone!

    I remember reading awhile ago that on Nov 10, 2005cell phone numbers are being released
    to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales call.

    NOTE; Besides being disturbed by unwanted sales calls,

    YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.
    (wasting up my valuable daytime minutes)

    I didn’t think much of it until today when I got a call from FLORIDA (757 area code)

    with some guy telling me I won a vacation package!??

    I dug around and found this info to preent him from ever calling my cell again

    (Or at least for the next 5 years)

    To prevent this, call the following number from YOUR CELL PHONE;
    888.382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL LIST.

    Or you can go to www.donotcall.gov to register online





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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:24:06 -0600 Webcam border stake-out
    Stake-Out

    Justin Hall twittered this website:

    "The Texas Border Sheriff's Coalition has joined BlueServo in a public-private partnership to deploy the Virtual Community Watch, an innovative real-time surveillance program designed to empower the public to proactively participate in fighting border crime. The TBSC BlueServo Virtual Community Watch is a network of cameras and sensors along the Texas-Mexico border that feeds live streaming video to www.BlueServo.net. Users will log in to the BlueServo website and directly monitor suspicious criminal activity along the border via this virtual fence."
    Virtual Stake Outs - Live Border Cameras

    Justin Hall twittered this website: "The Texas Border Sheriff's Coalition has joined BlueServo in a public-private partnership to deploy the Virtual Community Watch, an innovative real-time surveillance program designed to empower the public to proactively participate in fighting border crime. The TBSC BlueServo Virtual Community Watch is a network of cameras and sensors along the Texas-Mexico border that feeds live streaming video to www.BlueServo.net. Users will log in to the BlueServo website and directly monitor suspicious criminal activity along the border via this virtual fence." Virtual Stake Outs - Live Border Cameras...br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/ br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/ a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=a3e90888a91fdfaedc67c55b65bfac14p=1"img alt="" style="border: 0;" border="0" src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?s=a3e90888a91fdfaedc67c55b65bfac14p=1"//a img src="http://www.pheedo.com/feeds/tracker.php?i=a3e90888a91fdfaedc67c55b65bfac14" style="display: none;" border="0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:45:16 -0600 Acclaimed animated movie can't be shown because of licensing costs for 80+ year-old music
    Animator Nina Paley's brilliant film, "Sita Sings The Blues," has been wowing the festival circuit but you're probably not going to see it anytime soon. That's because the company that controls the synch rights to the 80+ year old music in the film want so much money for licensing that Paley can't afford to distribute her movie, despite all the critical acclaim.

    Question Copyright has a 42-minute interview with Paley on the heartbreak of having to strangle her acclaimed art.

    After pouring three years of her life into making the film, and having great success with audiences at festival screenings, she now can't distribute it, because of music licensing issues: the film uses songs recorded in the late 1920's by singer Annette Hanshaw, and although the recordings are out of copyright, the compositions themselves are still restricted. That means if you want to make a film using these songs from the 1920s, you have to pay money — a lot of money.

    It's a classic example of how today's copyright system suppresses art, effectively forcing artists to make creative choices based on licensing concerns rather than on their artistic vision.

    The music in Sita Sings The Blues is integral to the film: entire animation sequences were done around particular songs. As Nina says in the interview, incorporating those particular recordings was part of her inspiration. To tell her — as many people did — to simply use different music would have been like telling her not to do the film at all. And that's part of her point: artists "internalize the permission culture", which in turn affects the kinds of art they make.

    How Copyright Restrictions Suppress Art: An Interview With Nina Paley About "Sita Sings The Blues" (Thanks, Karl!)

    Animator Nina Paley's brilliant film, "Sita Sings The Blues," has been wowing the festival circuit but you're probably not going to see it anytime soon. That's because the company that controls the synch rights to the 80+ year old music in the film want so much money for licensing that Paley can't afford to distribute her movie, despite all the critical acclaim. Question Copyright has a 42-minute interview with Paley on the heartbreak of having to strangle her acclaimed art. After pouring three years of her life into making the film, and having great success with audiences at festival screenings, she now can't distribute it, because of music licensing issues: the film uses songs recorded in the late 1920's by singer Annette Hanshaw, and although the recordings are out of copyright, the compositions themselves are still restricted. That means if you want to make a film using these songs from the 1920s, you have to pay money — a lot of money. It's a classic example of how today's copyright system suppresses art, effectively forcing artists to make creative choices based on licensing concerns rather than on their artistic vision. The music in Sita Sings The Blues is integral to the film: entire animation sequences were done around particular songs. As Nina says in the interview, incorporating those particular recordings was part of her inspiration. To tell her — as many people did — to simply use different music would have been like telling her not to do the film at all. And that's part of her point: artists "internalize the permission culture", which in turn affects the kinds of art they make. How Copyright Restrictions Suppress Art: An Interview With Nina Paley About "Sita Sings The Blues" (Thanks, Karl!)...br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/ br clear="both" style="clear: both;"/ a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=753c8b35d9c72d22148852534078d26dp=1"img alt="" style="border: 0;" border="0" src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?s=753c8b35d9c72d22148852534078d26dp=1"//a img src="http://www.pheedo.com/feeds/tracker.php?i=753c8b35d9c72d22148852534078d26d" style="display: none;" border="0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/
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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:59:44 +0000 Motorola Tries Gimmick
    MacWorld begins, CES awaits. Hacker messes up MacWorld keynote. Twitter hacker found out. Copy protection removed from iTunes? PS3 sales up in North America. Motorola to offer phone made from recycled plastic bottles. BestBuy selling refurbished phone. HP new Netbook runs 8-hours. MSFT names new President. Athlon Neo to be released. Cisco doing home networking? [...]
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:00:51 +0000 Parents didn’t report boy missing — for a decade — WTF!
    Bet they prayed for his safety.
    ~~~<(o)>~~~
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:10:59 +0000 Onion pre-previews the Apple Wheel
    Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard While we properly view this as satire today, I would bet my 1940s rollerskates key that down the decades there will be an internet connective device like this. The world does go around and around, don’t you know.

    Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
    While we properly view this as satire today, I would bet my 1940s rollerskates key that down the decades there will be an internet connective device like this. The world does go around and around, don’t you know.

    ~~~<(o)>~~~
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:49:17 PST Honesty Reigns on Boxing Day
    As always, we try to bring you the best and latest in honor-payment commerce schemes. Here's one from a town called Settle in North Yorkshire, England: A shopkeeper in North Yorkshire who wanted a day off on Boxing Day decided to leave his store open and let his customers help themselves. Tom Algie, who runs the Practically [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/WLkPTxcbejcOxQyGl_o40-DiI_U/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/WLkPTxcbejcOxQyGl_o40-DiI_U/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/nOf5tJufeU8" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:47:36 PST Which Is Worse: Fewer Pubs or More Unhealthy Citizens?
    Patrons at Cecil's Jazz Club in West Orange, N.J., savored one of the last nights for smoking in bars and restaurants. (Photo: Marko Georgiev/The New York Times) A journalist writing for the Financial Times complains that Britain's indoor smoking ban has resulted in more pubs closing and a decline in beer sales of 10 percent. I [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/3vlleojeQUApVMzG4_K6gUP6kCk/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/3vlleojeQUApVMzG4_K6gUP6kCk/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/6N3WE137mdg" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:50:33 PST Why You'll Love Paying for Roads That Used to Be Free: A Guest Post
    Eric A. Morris is a researcher at U.C.L.A.'s Institute of Transportation Studies, concentrating on a variety of transportation issues including history, economics, and management. He weighed in here earlier on the gas tax. Here is his first of two posts on road tolls. Why You're Going to Love Paying to Drive on Roads That Used [...] pa href="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/eji_penZ5f5JFU7IN-oUZ5UkBDg/a"img src="http://feedads.googleadservices.com/~at/eji_penZ5f5JFU7IN-oUZ5UkBDg/i" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FreakonomicsBlog/~4/rLHwdj-AfGM" height="1" width="1"/
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     Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:53:18 +0000 Pure Solo
    PureSolo.com is a site and free downloadable software that enables musicians to play along to a wide variety of professional, original and well-known music tracks, then record and share the music. According to the press release, PureSolo.com was founded by a mixture of entrepreneurs who included ex-Goldman Sachs financiers, and a professional trumpeter who has played [...]

    PureSolo

    PureSolo.com is a site and free downloadable software that enables musicians to play along to a wide variety of professional, original and well-known music tracks, then record and share the music.

    According to the press release, PureSolo.com was founded by a mixture of entrepreneurs who included ex-Goldman Sachs financiers, and a professional trumpeter who has played with everyone from Ray Charles, to Kylie, and albums like Pet Shop Boys ‘Very’ and Tina Turner’s ‘Simply The Best’.

    What do you think? Are these the backing tracks you’ve been looking for? Go to the site, download the software, mess about with it - and come back and report!

    Post from: New Music Ideas

    ~~~<(o)>~~~
     Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:10:06 +0000 Modern Marvels Featuring Palm Smartphones!
    After seeing the post on Palm’s official blog about the airing of a new episode of the History Channel’s Modern Marvels featuring the Treo line of smartphones, I promptly scheduled a recording on my DVR at 4:00PM and 9:00PM (redundancy is to ensure that I would get it!). It’s nice to see Palm products being featured [...]
    Modern Marvels

    Modern Marvels

    After seeing the post on Palm’s official blog about the airing of a new episode of the History Channel’s Modern Marvels featuring the Treo line of smartphones, I promptly scheduled a recording on my DVR at 4:00PM and 9:00PM (redundancy is to ensure that I would get it!).

    It’s nice to see Palm products being featured on TV, right? Click on the YouTube link to watch the clip!

    Related Links

    Palm’s Blog Post

    Modern Marvels: Retro Tech

    Watch the clip on YouTube

    ~~~<(o)>~~~
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:10:12 -0500 Sonneschein: Top Bonuses For Top Performers, Salary Freeze For All

    law firm associate bonus watch 2008 biglaw bonuses.jpgSonneschein is the latest firm to adopt a creative approach to associate compensation during the financial crisis. The firm announced bonuses that can go much higher then their peer firms, but also announced a salary freeze.

    First the bonus news:

    We are pleased to announce that Associate productivity bonuses for 2008 range from $10,000 to $70,000. The Policy and Planning Committee has approved the attached bonus schedule which, as we have discussed during recent Firmwide Associate meetings, remains unchanged from last year and includes a step up for seniority. These bonus levels will result in some of our Associates receiving significantly higher bonuses than their peers at many of the firms with whom we compete for talent and clients, and reflect our strong belief that it is important to recognize and reward our most productive Associates.

    You don't often see a firm go the "significantly higher bonuses than their peers" language. Clearly, Sonneschein wants its people to know they are valued.

    However, no firm is an island in this economic storm. The salary freeze reflects that reality:

    With respect to our Associate salary schedule, Policy and Planning has concluded, after consultation with our Practice Group Leaders and Office Managing Partners and consideration of marketplace and client factors that, effective January 1, 2009, Associates moving to the next class year in 2009 will continue to receive the same base compensation as they did in 2008.

    As with Quinn Emanuel, the top bonuses are available for highest billers. But, if you were a top biller, the extra bonus offsets the lack of a pay raise.

    But perhaps the larger point here is that every firm needs to come up with individualized answers to the economic client. Sonneschein laid off 25 attorney, acquired 100 Thacher Proffitt attorneys, is paying very high bonuses to associates who bill more than 2450 hours, and is freezing associate salaries. Put another way, Sonneschein is just another entity trying to navigate through the new economy as best it can until things settle down.

    Read the full memo after the jump.

    We are grateful to each of you for your many contributions to the Firm, including the time and
    passion you invest in our clients, your engagement in the Firm's diversity and pro bono initiatives, and your commitment to enhancing the communities in which we live and work.

    Today, the Firm is announcing Associate productivity bonuses for 2008 and Associate compensation for 2009. Despite the global economic turmoil that has affected all sectors of the
    legal industry, Sonnenschein is positioned to grow and thrive in 2009 and beyond. We have
    aligned our capabilities and teams to meet projected client needs in the new economy, invested in diverse practices and client teams, and continued to focus on the creation of opportunities for
    Associate training, mentoring and career advancement.

    2008 Associate Bonus Program

    We are pleased to announce that Associate productivity bonuses for 2008 range from $10,000 to
    $70,000. The Policy and Planning Committee has approved the attached bonus schedule which,
    as we have discussed during recent Firmwide Associate meetings, remains unchanged from last
    year and includes a step up for seniority. These bonus levels will result in some of our Associates receiving significantly higher bonuses than their peers at many of the firms with
    whom we compete for talent and clients, and reflect our strong belief that it is important to
    recognize and reward our most productive Associates. Full time, on track Associates who meet
    productivity levels will be paid bonuses with the end of January payroll according to our usual
    schedule.

    2009 Associate Salaries

    With respect to our Associate salary schedule, Policy and Planning has concluded, after
    consultation with our Practice Group Leaders and Office Managing Partners and consideration of
    marketplace and client factors that, effective January 1, 2009, Associates moving to the next
    class year in 2009 will continue to receive the same base compensation as they did in 2008.
    After the first of the year, as in the past, you will receive a memo with your individual base
    compensation.


    As you well know, 2008 has been the most challenging year for law firms in many decades.
    Lawyers and professionals at every level in the Firm -- and in our peer firms -- have been impacted by the economic turndown. However, our prudent financial management and
    discipline in executing our strategic plan has allowed us to continue to attract and retain
    outstanding lawyers and capitalize on growth opportunities.

    Our vision is to create an environment that inspires the talent and clients that continue to fuel
    Sonnenschein's success. Over the past year, 65 exceptionally talented and profitable partners
    made the decision to bring their practices to Sonnenschein, and they are a key part of our
    strategic expansion. In the last two years, we've added four new offices -- Charlotte, Dallas,
    Silicon Valley and Zurich -- and grown both historic and new practices and offices. We will
    dramatically enhance our national and international transactional and finance capabilities with
    the addition of approximately 100 partners and associates from Thacher Proffitt on January 1st.

    As the world has changed, we have adapted accordingly. We appreciate your continued commitment to our clients and the Firm, and look forward to a strong 2009.

    Chicago, Dallas, DC, NJ, NY, SF, LA, SV and PHX
    2008 Bonuses to be paid in 2009

    Creditable Hours Bonuses

    Class 2050 Hours 2150 Hours 2250 Hours 2350 Hours 2450 Hours
    2001+ $25,000 $34,000 $44,000 $56,000 $70,000
    2002 $25,000 $33,000 $42,000 $53,000 $65,000
    2003 $25,000 $32,000 $40,000 $50,000 $60,000
    2004 $20,000 $27,000 $35,000 $45,000 $55,000
    2005 $20,000 $26,000 $33,000 $41,000 $50,000
    2006 $15,000 $21,000 $28,000 $36,000 $45,000
    2007 $15,000 $20,000 $25,000 $32,000 $40,000

    Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of associate bonuses
    Prior ATL coverage of salary freezes



     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:14:22 -0500 Top Law School Stories of 2008 (Part 3): Listservs

    ATL 2008 in review.jpgIn our first two installments of 2008 law school stories, we looked back at our favorite law school students of the year and important trends. For our third post in the series of four, we're indulging in one of our favorite topics: law school listservs.

    When tightly-wound law students use the e-mail list as their forum for airing grievances, the back-and-forth can get rather catty. A mixture of Type A personalities, the desire to procrastinate, and extreme law school stress has resulted in some explosive exchanges in 2008.

    Whether you call them list servs, list serves, listservs, listserves, list-servs, or list-serves, we call them extremely amusing. Find out which three law schools made the "Best of" listserv list, after the jump.

    Tales from these three schools may make you think twice, thrice, four times before sending out your next listserv e-mail. In ascending order of audacity, we give you the best law school listservs of 2008.

    YLS toilet.jpg3. Yale Law School: Yale may top the US News law school rankings, but it barely made the bottom of our listserv listing with its "Prissy Chicks of YLS" exchange. One alliterative YLS student, tired of having her bottom "dampened by prissy potty puddles," blasted the listserv with a plea for other women to either sit their asses down on the toilet seat whilst peeing or to wipe the seat of droplets sent flying after squatting.

    We loved that this was sent out on the listserv, rather than written on a note inside the offending stalls. Ah, the inefficient beauty of the modern electronic age. The responses ranged from sympathy, to "this is inappropriate for The Wall," to passing the blame--undergrads have access to the bathroom too, one respondent claimed, while another said the droplets were sprayed by the "force of the vacuum" when those particular toilets are flushed.

    Revisit the exchange here. If it makes you laugh until you pee, please make sure to wipe up any droplets.

    american university washington college of law.jpg2. American University Washington College of Law WCL's listserv makes our list for the rejection it suffered. A WCL student who transferred to Harvard Law School decided to rub the noses of the entire listserv in the good news, while asking how to get off the now irrelevant listserv. Said student wrote:

    How do I get off this listserv? I transferred to Harvard, and have no need to continue receiving emails from WCL.

    Amusing, yes, but not enough to make number two on the listserv list. The Washington College of Law got an extra bump from another electronic communication exchange: Kids These Days: Or, Why You Should Always Sign Out of a Public Computer.

    In that instant message exchange, inadvertently left on a public computer, two rambunctious WCL students discussed their plans for a blow job appointment. Very romantic. The chat made the rounds around school, and eventually found a home here at ATL.

    mich law catfight copy.jpg1. University of Michigan Law School: The University of Michigan listserv was a gift that kept on giving this year. Many an exchange found its way to the ATL inbox in 2008:

  • 'How To Handle This?': How to sum up? One law school student wrongs another by not returning a borrowed cell phone. Profanity ensues. Wronged law school student sends exchange out to the listserv, and asks "how to handle this." Lots of responses later, the answer is clearly, by not sending it out over the listserv.
  • Stolen Sandwich: Another indignant Michigan student used the listserv to air grievances. After half a Subway sandwich disappeared from the communal fridge, the victim sent a mass e-mail addressed to "the SLEAZE who likes taking people's lunches" with a list of three reasons not to steal. One kind student asked that the listserv not be used for such things, and suggested that the student instead "notify our deans of the problem" if it should happen again.
  • Prostitution Scandal moves from ATL to the Michigan listserv: Michigan 2L . Prostitution scandal. University professor.
  • "Stop Sending Listserv E-mails to ATL!": One Michigan student sent out an e-mail to the listserv that began: "I have one question to ask the ATL e-mail forwarder: Why would you want to make a laughingstock out of *the school you attend?" Appropriately, the e-mail was promptly forwarded to us.

    We hate to tell you, but it's not just one e-mail forwarder. We have a whole cadre of Michigan listserv tipsters, and we hope they keep them coming in 2009.

  • As always, please send hilarious law school listserv e-mails to tips@abovethelaw.com.

    Earlier: 'Prissy potty puddles' on the Yale Law School list-serv
    American University / Harvard Law Student Adopts More Fire, Less Bridges Platform
    Kids These Days: Or, Why You Should Always Sign Out of a Public Computer
    'How To Handle This?' (By not sending out over the law school list-serv?)
    The Voracious Wolverine
    Michigan 2L Responds
    Michigan Law School Circles The Wagons (Almost)



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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:40:58 +0000 Today we are all MacRumors
    What a day! While Apple was busy announcing, relatively speaking, nothing at MacWorld, 4Chan, the bad boys of the Internet, went ahead and hacked MacRumors' live coverage of the show; Twitter freaked out, which is to be expected. Hardly confusing wrechedness.

    hackrumors

    What a day! While Apple was busy announcing, relatively speaking, nothing at MacWorld, 4Chan, the bad boys of the Internet, went ahead and hacked MacRumors’ live coverage of the show; Twitter freaked out, which is to be expected. Hardly confusing wrechedness.

    It is, however, another high profile “hack,” following Facebook’s and Twitter’s own problems with phishing in recent days. (How people still fall for phishing, I don’t know.) That said, I can’t help but think that many of my fellow Apple watchers went overboard with their reaction to the hack.

    Shortly after the keynote began, vandalism started to appear in MacRumors’ commentary. It was mainly childish nonsense—I can understand how people might think the Steve Jobs lines were insensitive, though—that, while annoying, isn’t worth losing any sleep over. (This comment on MacRumor’s message board made me laugh: “The folks who hacked in are straight up losers who have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives.” Casting stones, I see! What is so noble, then, about reading a live stream of a series of product announcements?)

    The only people that should be upset is the MacRumors crew, primarily because MacWorld, one would think, is their biggest day of the year; Lord knows their advertisers won’t be too thrilled to learn that the site was so terribly insecure, and have subsequently been associated with this tomfoolery. But for everyone else, the people who reacted as if the sun suddenly ran out of helium, chill out. You were briefly, marginally inconvenienced; you had to wait a few more minutes, or visit another site, to learn that iWork now lets you share documents, for a fee.

    In summary: calm down, friends.

     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:23:10 +0000 CrunchDeal: Buy two Blu-ray discs, Get one free at Amazon
    If you're in the middle of converting your DVD library to the next big good-for-a-few-years TOTALLY FUTURE PROOF medium, this may take a bit of the sting off. From today until January 16th, Amazon is giving away one Blu-ray disc for every two that you buy.

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    If you’re in the middle of converting your DVD library to the next big good-for-a-few-years TOTALLY FUTURE PROOF medium, this may take a bit of the sting off. From today until January 16th, Amazon is giving away one Blu-ray disc for every two that you buy.

    The deal doesn’t appear to include the entirety of Amazon’s 3,000+ deep Blu-ray library, but there are plenty of worthy movies in there to make use of the deal at least a time or two. Pro Tip: Do not pick The Mist as your free movie. That movie sucked something horrible.

    Check out the full list of eligible discs here.

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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:23:47 EST How Geithner can avoid Paulson's mistakes
    Don't expect Tim Geithner to set any records when it comes to doling out the rest of the Treasury's bailout fund.img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/ULBGK7xOyu0" height="1" width="1"/
     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:05:33 EST Tech memo to Team Obama
    So president-elect Barack Obama wants to make the deployment of broadband Internet networks part of a sweeping stimulus package that he hopes would create new jobs, update the nation's hospitals, schools and other facilities, and lift the United States out of recession.img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/magazines_fortune/~4/7l94XHQHhdg" height="1" width="1"/
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     Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:58:59 +0000 Ramin Eshraghi shoots Dragon Fli Empire ft. Cadence Weapon - Outside Inn
          
     Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:39:57 +0000 ILL LITERACY SHOW NYC
          
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     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 17:33:06 -0500 Jersey Girl
    Even though it's sleeveless, we envision wearing two-tone frock by rag & bone year-round.
     Fri, 2 Jan 2009 17:13:45 -0500 Alphabetical Order
    These fourteen-karat gold letterpress necklaces have a retro charm (and price tag).
     Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:44:52 -0500 Movie Star
    Roku's new and improved Netflix Player is one of the most recession-friendly entertainment options around.
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     Tue, 6 Jan 2009 15:56:22 -0500 2009 Is All About Creepy Swedish Chicks Right?
    So I just came across the new video from Swedish band Fever Ray at Discobelle. I watched it, not knowing anything about the band or anything. Let's just say, I may already have a favorite track and video from 2009. The song is super dramatic and moody, the perfect type of track for a gray snowy day.

    The video is even darker. The theme lies somewhere in between suspense and horror. A lone boat on a river, a creepy old house that is littered with either people sleeping or dead bodies, a chick whose face is painted to look like a skull? YES PLEASE!




    Fever Ray's debut album will drop in March 2009.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 20:12:29 -0500 Nike SB 720° Dunks


    I've been coveting these Nike SB 720° Dunks, fashioned after Atari's vintage skating-themed arcade game 720°, since they dropped this Summer. Thanks to eBayer jcnice08 who put a pair of size 13's up for competitive bid I finally got 'em, and for a sweet price to boot!

    I fucking loved the 720° arade game back in the day and sunk many a quarter into it's boombox-bedecked, oddly-angled-joystick-having shell when I was a kid. Its groundbreakingly original subject-matter, sleek polygonal design, refreshing gameplay, killer-bee attacks and signature "skate or die" warning made for one addictive game.

    The kicks themselves caught my eye with the combination of muted and bold colors and the checker-board patern interior. Now that I got I 'em I'm happy to report they look really pretty on my feets.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 03:20:29 -0500 Bisc1 Has a Love for Remixes


    New York-based emcee Bisc1, who is down with the Embedded Records crew and friendly with Imageyenation homies the Nuclear Family, released his debut album 'When Electric Night Falls' early in 2008. Fresh for '09 he's back with a fancy remixed version of the album, called 'The Strange Love Project: WENF Remixtape,' which boasts remixes from Cassettes Won't Listen, Omega One and Nuk Fammers Scott Thorough and Snafu amongst others. It also comes with a collection of complementary artwork by a whole host of artists who were tasked with interpreting Bisc's music in a visual medium.

    Bisc1 'The Strange Love Project: WENF Remixtape' (.ZIP)

    To download the "freemixtape" you'll need to give Bisc your name and e-mail address. And if your monitor's set to a low screen resolution you might have trouble viewing the download page which requires a lot of screen space and doesn't have any scroll-bars.
     Mon, 5 Jan 2009 02:59:12 -0500 More Hollyweerder Than Before


    New Millennium ATLiens Hollweerd are back with the follow-up to this Summer's 'Edible Phat' project, another "mixtalbum" called 'Electricity Showroom.' Once again it's another 100% free album-length download, and just like their last one it's packed with eccentric Dirty South awesomeness.

    Hollyweerd 'Electricity Showroom' (.ZIP)
     Fri, 2 Jan 2009 18:52:44 -0500 No-One Cares if You are Straight


    German producer/remixer Kimono Kops has graced these pages with remixes of M.I.A. and Bloc Party, but he's ringing in the New Year with an original cut of his own called "The Trade."

    It's sweet, catchy, coolly detached, and yet warmly passionate, and reminds me of Depeche Mode, The Blow, Joy Division, Architecture In Helsinki and The Chromatics all at once!

    Kimono Kops "The Trade"
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     Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:27:43 +0000 The Cubs
    With all the support and encouragement I got to buy the team, I think its appropriate to share the  decision making process behind what happened and why. Buying the Cubs was a unique opportunity to own one of the most storied franchises in sports.  Its a team that represents so much to so many, with [...]

    With all the support and encouragement I got to buy the team, I think its appropriate to share the  decision making process behind what happened and why. Buying the Cubs was a unique opportunity to own one of the most storied franchises in sports.  Its a team that represents so much to so many, with such a unique legacy, that when the opportunity arose, I decided to go for it.

    I’m not going to get into the numbers, or the people, or much of the process other than to say that the person I wor