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    Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
    But Officer, the Bag Is So My Friends Don't Find out I Drink Zima

    Girl to cop giving her a ticket after finding beers inside her brown bag: You need a warrant for that!
    Cop: No, I don't.
    Girl: You can't just look in there without, umm, probable cause!
    Cop: Yes, I can.
    Girl: You need to get a warrant first!

    --Nassau Ave & Lorimer St, Greenpoint

    Overheard by: David L.


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    J. Lo. and Puffy's Unfinished Life Together

    Black guy with bags, bumping into Hispanic woman: Don't gimme that look, not my fault, not my fuckin' fault! (Hispanic woman just glares) Look at me again and I'll fuck you in the ass!

    --53rd St & 5th Ave


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    Where Would This Site Be Without the Hobos?

    Trinidadian hobo: Step into the car and please don't block the doors. There's another train directly behind this one. Biiing-bonnng! That's from the old cars. This is how they do it now: "Dingdong!" (recorded "if you see something, say something" message plays; hobo recites the message along with it, mimicking perfectly.) "Tell a police officer or an MTA employee." Or tell me, because it might be a bag o' money. Or weed. But if it's only a nickel bag of weed, just turn it in to a policeman. If it's a 500-pound bag, give it to me! I need that haze! Now, here's a picture of my wife. Two years ago, on Easter Sunday, my wife passed away of a massive heart attack. I want you all to know about this because I want you all to know I'm still single. The ladies, that is, not the men. I'm not gay. I have gay friends, but I'm not gay. I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian because I love what they eat!

    --4 Train

    Overheard by: Aloof Loner


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    Jeez, Who Wouldn't Want Devastating Vortices?

    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I need to blend this. I wish I had blenders for hands.
    Serious friend: Some people would want to be able to fly or read minds... I guess that's a pretty good super power too.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I'd used my blender hands to stir up the air and fly, like helicopter propellers.
    Serious friend: Come on, think about the physics of that. If anything, you'd just create two devastating vortices on either side of you and suck everybody in. No flying.
    Overcaffeinated teen with drink: If we're already asking for blender hands, I think a minor change in the laws of physics would be workable.
    Serious friend: True. (spins hands like blender-propellers)

    --6 Train

    Overheard by: Lynne


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    Inside Every White Girl Is a Black Panther Trying To Get Out

    Female driver to chubby crossing pedestrian: You gonna die, honkey!

    --City Island Ave

    Overheard by: Sam


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    Who Says Life's No Picnic for New Yorkers?

    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver to woman with pizza: Lemme...uh...have that pizza. (woman smiles awkwardly, thinking it's a joke) I wasn't kidding. Lemme have that pizza. (woman holding a bag of cookies gets on bus with child)
    Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver: Oh, lemme just...uh uh...have one of these...uh uh...cookies. (takes cookie)
    Small Asian woman (taken aback and extremely confused): What? You can't take these.
    (bus driver stuffs cookie in mouth and ignores woman)
    (later)
    Bus driver, on PA
    : Lady, these are some good cookies.


    --Uptown Bus to Met from Port Authority


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    Wait-- Didn't You Give Your Mom Hoop Earrings for Christmas?

    Girl, telling joke: A seven-year-old daughter said to her mother: "Today in school I learned where babies come from."
    Mother: Oh, really?
    Daughter: Yea, a mommy and daddy take off all their clothes, the mommy makes the dad happy and his thingy stands up a little. Then the mommy puts the thingy in her mouth and the thingy stands up all the way and explodes, and that's where babies come from.
    Mother: No, honey, that's where jewelry comes from.
    (laughs)
    Guy listening, with horrified face
    : Wait a second, my mom has a shitload of jewelry. Oh, goddammit, eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Girl: I'm never going to look at your mom the same way ever again.

    --Arthur Avenue

    Overheard by: Reza Daneshvar


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    And in the Closet

    Drunk hipster guy #1 (screaming): Let's see who can make out with the fattest girl tonight. Whoever makes out with the fattest gets ten dollars from everyone else.
    Drunk hipster guy #2 (also screaming): Yeah, and if there's a close call, she can judge.
    Drunk hipster girl: Hey, I want in on this action! That could be 50 bucks.
    Guy #1: Okay, okay, you can play too. But if it comes down to a close call between us guys you have to decide which girl is fatter.
    Drunk hipster guy #3: And she can have a good personality.
    Drunk hipster guy #4: Why are we screaming?
    Drunk hipster guy #1: Because we're Italian.

    --LIRR

    Overheard by: revolted


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    Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
    Business Etiquette Is Different in New York

    Female receptionist to male receptionist: Since you're going to lunch in 20 minutes, can you fill up my water bottle?
    Male receptionist: Can you blow me?

    Avenue of the Americas
    New York City, New York


    Overheard by: gb


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    And It'll Make Our Presentation More Festive

    Male IT worker: Body glitter is not that hard to wash off.

    Richmond, Virginia


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    Yeah, He Set Off My Sprinklers

    Accounting woman: I am leaking.
    Accounting manager: I heard you just went to the doctor.

    Northbrook, Illinois

    Overheard by: fishbones


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    I'm Gonna Write Down a URL for You

    CSR, looking at small child: I want a baby, but I want it to stay small like that.
    Serious manager: Well, you should have sex with a dwarf.

    Washington, DC


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    Oh-Nay Singular Sensation, Every Little Step She Takes

    Annoying girl on phone: Great, so your user name is, "the power of oh-nay." Oh. One. That's probably what that is.

    Poydras Center
    New Orleans, Louisiana


    Overheard by: Rosemary


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    Tuesday, 06 January 2009
     War is progress, peace is stagnation.
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    Loved/Respected Links 
    Bookmarks : Loved/Respected Links A selection of links that are all Loved and Respected. Submit of your own if you like by registering :)
    Image   Bookmarks Hits
      Ashaka Givens 109 
      That Bitch.Com (hundalina jones)
    She actually inspired me to start blogging.
    109 
      Queen Esther
    Ex-co worked turned SuperStar! Appeared on Broadway in RENT and a one women show. I' still waiting to her her album.
    104 
      The Crusade
    these cats snap decent pics of me at industry parties...lol site is cool too.
    98 
      Margaret Cho 89 
      Sticking it to THE MAN
    Learn about The Man and all of the tricks He uses to hold you back and keep you down. But don't fear - it's not a losing battle. We'll school you in the art of getting ahead at the expense of The Establishment
    86 
      Ophira
    Adios Barbie!
    85 
      Ishan Muhammad
    Another ex-co worker turned SUPERSTAR )See a pattern yet?) She got it going on for really
    84 
      The Industy Co-sign
    these are the OTHER cats who snap decent pics of me at industry parties...lol
    82 
      WBAI 99.5 Fm NYC
    From thier 1949 Mission Statement: In radio broadcasting operations to engage in any activity that shall contribute to a lasting understanding between nations and between the individuals of all nations, races, creeds and colors; to gather and dissem
    81 
      Federica Fontana
    Not that I dig the model. But I appreciate the overall design of this site. And I don't even dig Flash sites too tough.
    79 
      Lips Aflame 77 
      NYC Bloggers 76 
      Bassey's World
    Ex-co worked turned SuperStar! 2 apperances on Def Poetry Jam She updates her blog more than I do....lol
    75 
      lynne d johnson 73 
      Cable Newser
    Fox, MSNBC, CNN and why they matter
    68 
      luv4art 68 
      Soulfighter
    My main man from BEI days. Poet, Activtist, Soulfighter!
    67 
      Media Threat
    Media Threat developers of content for TV FILM PRINT WEB MOBILE.
    66 
      GiGi Productions 64 
      Tom Schreiber/Tomversations
    I first met Tom at a party Elle magazine had which Eve performed. We had our first "tomversation". Cool It has become a regular gathering bringing together a diverse mix of people around the arts for a vibrant exchange of ideas
    60 
      Interrupted Motion 59 
      Bill Maher 59 
      Handsome Boy Modeling School
    Prague, Milan, Paris, Buffalo New York
    58 
      Imageyenation
    My main man El Keter! Check out his site and listen to his radio show, Urban Alternatives. Air Dates are in the Calendar
    57 
      Doctor Grosz 55 
      Micheal Moore 54 
      Down Hill Battle 50 
      Warloque 50 
      Detonator Records 50 
      Qool DJ Marv (buttamilk)
    "Buttamilk – It all started with you." – Jill Scott (from the liner notes of her debut LP Who Is Jill Scott?)
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