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Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
Jeez, Even They Can't Understand Each Other

Conductor on PA: (unintelligible)
Driver on PA: Uh, could you say that again, partner? I didn't get that.
Conductor: I *said* (unintelligible)!
Driver: Never mind.

--D Train

Overheard by: Rose Fox


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The NYC Thought Police Arrested Her on an Anonymous Tip

Woman: Yeah, we just returned from a trip to Pennsylvania, and we were happily surprised to find that the people were normal.
Man: Normal like New Yorkers ?
Woman: Yeah, they didn't seem like they were from Harrisburg at all.

--Forest Ave & Bleecker St, Queens


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An Hour Earlier, It Was Prime Walk-of-Shame Time

Man #1: I always look for hot babes on the way to work, but never see much.
Man #2: That's because the hot ones work in fashion. Only ugly girls have to be at work this early.

--Columbus Circle


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I've Been Highlighting My Hair for Years in Preparation

Blond: She says UCLA Santa Cruz is, like, 7 hours from LA.
Brunette: Weird. Well, I want to apply to the UCLA that's in LA.
Blond: Oh my god, I've been telling my dad since I was like four that I wanted to go UCLA. You know, the one in LA.
Brunette: We should totally both go there together!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: really?


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Wasn't He Marlon Brando's Personal Cook?

Man: Who was that chef who said "Butter, butter, bring me more butter."?
Woman: Umm, I think you just made that up.
Man: No, he said it. And he meant it, and he was right! (butters roll)

--Brazil Grill, 8th Ave & 48th


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Why England Attacked New England

Girl #1: I wonder where Austria is.
Girl #2: It must be by Australia, because they sound the same.

--Bus

Overheard by: David


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You Guys Are Becoming Chinks in My Armor

Construction worker #1: This place is expensive.
Construction worker #2: Ca-ching.
Korean store owner: I'm not fucking Chinese.
Construction worker #2: It's the cash register sound.
Korean store owner: I don't care, I'm not fucking Chinese, get out of my store.

--Canal & West Broadway

Overheard by: also not chinese


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Technically, Them Stars Be "Lion"

Woman: The world revolves around me!
Man: Who says?
Woman: Astrology. I'm a Leo. The stars say the world revolved around me.
Man: Them stars be lyin'.

--Uptown 2 Train

Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie


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Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
The Hamburglar's Clean-Up Man

Coworker to office pet turtle: You are such a little turd-burglar!

Neenah, Wisconsin

Overheard by: stinky turtle


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Or Since He Hated the Old Man, Maybe Toxic Waste Disposal

Accountant: The boss is charging all his personal expenses to the firm. We'll have to use a little creative camouflaging to make them look like office expenses.
Trainee: How do we show his father's funeral coffin?
Accountant: Packaging & forwarding?

Garden Square
Panjim
India


Overheard by: Paige Turner


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When I Shake It Too Hard, It Just Explodes Like That

IT guy: Your laptop is not booting up because you have a stuck function key. What happened, anyway?
Rep (refusing to make eye contact): Yeah, I ... uhhh, think I dropped something on it.
It guy: Like what?!
Rep: Ummm yeah, well, like my fist.

Fern Valley Road
Louisville, Kentucky


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...Taters?

Male cube rat #1: What was that guy's name you just hung up with?
(simultaneously)
Male cube rat #2
: What are you doing for lunch?

Female cube rat: Dick.

New York City, New York


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Family Reunion?

Weird coworker: I found a lot of great trash this weekend.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: huh?


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 2 % Germany
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:09:37 -0500 Bigfoot/atheist t-shirt)
BigfoooootMark F. got me this terrific t-shirt for my birthday. Great tastes that go great together! It's $19 from TopatoCo.
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Mark F. got me this terrific t-shirt for my birthday. Great tastes that go great together! It's $19 from TopatoCo. Pfft (There Is No God) t-shirt (TopatoCo)...
 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:32:36 -0500 Today at Boing Boing Gadgets
iMortal-thumb-520x334.jpgToday at Boing Boing Gadgets, we saw new Walkmen from Sony, hoped that Kindle 2 will be less ugly, and praised Fujitsu Siemens' Amilo Mini netbook for its Stormtrooping style. John found notes on how to port Pitfall 2 to the Apple IIe, gazed upon the beautifully thin Philips Essence, and laughed out virtual at NASA's space virus woes. There was an touchscreen PC with Netbook-like specs; a Pac-Man Mini which saw Namco in a new box, and a beautiful Haight St. apartment filled with old typewriters and cameras. We mused at Bloomberg's iMacabre Steve Jobs obit snafu, but nothing reminds us of our mortality quite like a Lego shoggoth-thingie based on the Ohmu from Nausicaä. Finally, Rob saw some silly cellphone accessories and launched a perhaps ill-advised defense of those terrible Tiger Electronics handheld games from the 1980s.

Today at Boing Boing Gadgets, we saw new Walkmen from Sony, hoped that Kindle 2 will be less ugly, and praised Fujitsu Siemens' Amilo Mini netbook for its Stormtrooping style. John found notes on how to port Pitfall 2 to the Apple IIe, gazed upon the beautifully thin Philips Essence, and laughed out virtual at NASA's space virus woes. There was an touchscreen PC with Netbook-like specs; a Pac-Man Mini which saw Namco in a new box, and a beautiful Haight St. apartment filled with old typewriters and cameras. We mused at Bloomberg's iMacabre Steve Jobs obit snafu, but nothing reminds us of our mortality quite like a Lego shoggoth-thingie based on the Ohmu from Nausicaä. Finally, Rob saw some silly cellphone accessories and launched a perhaps ill-advised defense of those terrible Tiger Electronics handheld games from the 1980s....
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:00:00 EDT  Roundup: IFA 2008 Day One [Ifa 2008]

Our first day at IFA 2008 is done, and without doubt, the overall winner so far—apart from Miss IFA and her jewels—has been the new Sony ZX1 9.9mm-thin LCD TV, which was absolutely beautiful, followed by the Philips Essence. However, there have been plenty of other things that you can check out here:

Hands-On
Sony ZX1 9.9mm-thin LCD TV
Sony Z4500 Motionflow 200Hz
Philips 8mm-thin 32-inch TV
Miss IFA and her jewels (no groping here)
Sony Walkman S Series
Philips barrage of new shiny gadgets (I just like to say barrage. Baaaarrraaaagggge).

Liveblogs
Live from the Sony Press Conference
Live from the Philips Press Conference

Products
Toshiba Regza ZF HDTV
Panasonic DMP Blu-ray players
Sharp Aquos XS1 thin TV
Philips CinemaOne all-in-one home theater
Sony Bravia BDV-IT1000 All-In-One Blu-ray home theater


 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:59:00 EDT  Dad's Cab Family Taxi Meter Will Make Your Children Cringe [Novelty Items]

The Dad's Cab Meter is a fake taxi fare counter for parental chauffeurs, made so they can guilt/embarrass their ingrate children into doing chores for them. The meter incrementally increases the pretend fare and comes with a stack of fare receipts that have chores the kids can do as payment (har har har). It's kinda like those redonkulous moments on The Cosby Show where the entire family would participate in a role-play with some sort of real-world moral to it, except not anywhere as funny. Dad's Cab is $18, but in the grand scheme of things, mortifying your children is priceless. [Gizoo via Coolest Gadgets via Dvice]


 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:40:00 EDT  Quick View on Philips New IFA 2008 Gadgets [Ifa 2008]

In addition to their new TVs and AV systems, Philips had a ton of small new gadgets and appliances at IFA 2008 today: new Streamium 160GB micro Hi-Fi systems, the CinemaOne all-in-one home theater unit, the new version of the Wake-Up Light alarm clock, a cool home messaging system bar, a beer draft machine, a barrage of grooming things, food processors, and the new Senseo Latte Select, which does perfect latte macchiatos in seconds. I'll get an espresso instead, because I was getting quite sleepy right there. Full gallery of shiny objects after the jump.

Honestly, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of stuff these kind of general consumer-oriented companies make. [More IFA 2008 Coverage]


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 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:30:00 -0400 Trash Talking With Harvey Weinstein
Juicy details plucked from the garbage of a movie mogul
 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0400 Savage Love: Coming and Then Licking It Up. Is This a Gay Thing?
Dear Dan: My boyfriend and I both like porn and toys, and we're obviously open about everything and often play with them together. But recently, he posed an interesting question that left me feeling
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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:03:00 EST Android Developer Challenge winners announced

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Google has wrapped up judging on its very first Android Developer Challenge, and some twenty dev shops (or in some cases, individual developers) are finding themselves considerably richer as a result. Of the fifty apps to make it through to the final round, ten have been awarded $275,000 each and another ten have made off with a cool hundred grand -- good coin for some really good ideas. As you might expect of anything being backed by Google and the Android platform, a good number of the finalists made location-based services an integral theme; take grand prize winner Locale, for example, which automatically switches device settings based on your current location (if that's not a "why didn't we think of that?" kind of product, we don't know what is). The more we scan it, the more we realize that the list of winners reads like a who's-who catalog of apps we know we want installed on our Dreams out of the gate -- and more importantly, it looks like Google has a great way here to encourage best-of-breed Android development over the long run.
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:34:00 EST Sony VPL-HW10 SXRD projector peeks from behind the curtain

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Sony's family of projectors just grew by one, with the 1080p VPL-HW10 combining triple-panel SXRD technology, the new BRAVIA Engine 2 eight step image processing, 1000 ANSI lumens, 30,000:1 contrast ratio and x.v.Color support. Dual HDMI inputs, HDMI-CEC control tech, 24p True Cinema, Real Color Processing and quiet 22dB operation ensure a top of the line home theater experience -- for something (no MSRP or shipping details here) less than the reiging king of the hill VPL-VW200 and another as-yet-unrevealed higher-end model. So Sony, guess we'll be seeing you at CEDIA next week?

[Via Akihabara News]
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:30:00 EST Ask Engadget: Best "desktop replacement" laptop?

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Although netbooks seem to be all the rage right now, there's still a lot of demand out there for laptops that are only able to be labeled as such due to their design. Take a look at Paul's question as he attempts to locate the best desktop replacement on the market today.

"I am currently looking to replace my desktop PC with a high spec laptop. Portability isn't a concern as it will spend most of its life on a desk. Here are a couple of things I am looking for: biggest screen possible, plenty of HDD space, plenty of RAM, and plenty of GHzs. Cheaper is better, but my budget is up to around $3,000."

This fellow didn't specifically mention gaming as a concern, but we'll go ahead and assume he's not buying a 9+ pound laptop to tinker on Minesweeper all day. So, what's the preferred laptop that weighs more than some mini-towers? And what's a question that's been on your mind? Send it in to ask at engadget dawt com.
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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:30:51 +0000 Is Sony-Ericsson Over?
Veoh wins court suit regarding video uploads. Good news for Google in Viacom suit. Jobs given false obit. He’s still alive. Apple applying for touch screen Mac patent. Microsoft gets patent for the PageUp PageDown butons. nVidia SLI now runs on Intel motherboards. Dell slipping again. Virtual worlds [...]
 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:10:54 +0000 Getting Desperate - Army opens prep school for High School drop outs
Army opens prep school for high school dropouts to fill the ranks
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:26:05 +0000 Hype Cycle for Emerging Technologies
The Daily ‘Dog online periodical for public relations professionals recaps a Gartner report of where different emerging technologies are. The report shows a curve which moves through these phases: Technology Trigger, Peak of Inflated Expectations, Trough of Disillusionment, Slope of Enlightenment, and Plateau of Productivity. Predictions set in this context include: Web 2.0, although placed in [...]

The Daily ‘Dog online periodical for public relations professionals recaps a Gartner report of where different emerging technologies are. The report shows a curve which moves through these phases: Technology Trigger, Peak of Inflated Expectations, Trough of Disillusionment, Slope of Enlightenment, and Plateau of Productivity. Predictions set in this context include:

Web 2.0, although placed in their Trough of Disillusionment now, is tipped to emerge within two years to have a transformational impact on business as companies steadily gain more experience and success with both the technologies and the cultural implications.

Virtual worlds, which are suffering from disillusionment after their peak of hype in 2007, will in the long term represent an important media channel to support and build broader communities of interest.

Technologies and trends at or around the peak of the Hype Cycle in 2008 that will reach the plateau in two to five years are:

Social Networking platforms - the MySpace, Facebook model. Companies are examining the role that these sites, or their enterprise-grade equivalents, will play in future collaboration environments.

Microblogging - The Twitter phenomenon has caught on among certain online communities, and leading-edge companies are investigating its role in enhancing other social media and channels.

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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:16:36 -0500 Scenes From a Fair
Having blogged about the hidden treasures being offered at New York State fairs this summer, I brought the family to the very fine Dutchess County Fair in Rhinebeck. Below are a few (iPhone) snapshots. First, a tattooed man, on view for all, for free. The word at the base of his neck is "Freedom" - as [...]
 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:50:04 -0500 I'm Not Cheap Enough for a Six-Hour Laundry Session
One of the most profound ideas in economics is household production: the idea that people can choose how to do things by combining their time and their purchases - and then utilize substitution depending on the prices of each. There is more than one way to take a vacation: it can be short and [...]
 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:51:48 -0500 The Price of Olympic Competition
There have been a lot of posts here about various wrinkles in Olympic competition: medal count, citizenship flexibility, outlying statistics, etc. Here's perhaps the smallest wrinkle of all, but one that I found fascinating. It falls under the "citizenship flexibility" category and concerns one Olympic athlete's name. We wrote in Freakonomics that the name a child [...]
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 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:59:34 +0000 Virb
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Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

What do they say it is?
A place that lets you put all of the things that make you you – photos,
videos, blogs – in one place. So you can find friends (and friends can
find you). More specifically, VIRB° is our vision of a social community -
done right. A website that combines you, your interests, your friends and
the things you like with music, art, fashion, film and more. Stay
connected with your friends. Find new music. View and upload good videos,
photos and more.

What do we say it is?
Virb is a community website that combines social interaction with music
and entertainment exploration. It’s a great way to keep in touch and meet
people with similar interests. Use Virb to discover music, videos, cool
companies and organizations… then share what you find with your
friends. Virb was created by the same folks who made PureVolume.com

What’s great about it?
For artists it’s great and I ALWAYS use it when I handle my artists’ social networking.
I love it because you are able to upload images, bios, create a music player with
multiple MP3s that is easy for people visiting the site to see and use.
Plus you can customize the page to make it fit your mood and/or style.
You can also upload show dates, videos and additional info.

What could be better?
Honesty I love the layout and the idea that virb.com tries to get
across. I guess the one thing they could do more is try and link you more
with your direct community. Like on facebook you can search people within
your “network” and so if my network is Ohio, I can find everyone else in
Ohio and narrow the search down from there. Virb.com is a little bit like
a stab in the dark.

How can I use this?
As an artist you can use this to upload multiple songs onto it and get
them rated, you can get your shows posted, your videos up, and you name,
image, and bio out there for the public to see. It’s a great way to get
known, seen, and heard.

Should I pay it any attention?
Absolutely! You would be crazy not to make a Virb profile, it’s geared
for musicians, why wouldn’t you? That’s like saying I don’t want easy,
fun, and free publicity.

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 Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:29:29 +0000 Exciting times ahead for Palm?
The upcoming Treo Pro has had a somewhat mixed reaction from the gadget blogging world but there is some indication that bigger and better things are still to come from Palm. Full reviews of the Treo Pro are on hold until next week, but CNet’s Adam Richardson calls it underwhelming mainly focusing on the lack [...]
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 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:32:00 -0500 Non-Sequiturs: 08.28.08

hillary duff birthday decision.jpg* Rick Reilly continues his transition from inane blather on Sports Illustrated to inane blather on ESPN. [ESPN.com]

* Taxpayers in Texas had to pay money for a judge to deal with Hilary Duff's birthday party. [Houston Chronicle]

* Target will pay $6 million in damages and make their website accessible to the blind, having already succeeded in making their website perfectly accessible to those who are poor and have low standards. [Law.com]

* The Justice Department is apparently going to try the Joanne Galloway "I strenuously object" argument with SCOTUS. [SCOTUSblog]


 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:37:00 -0500 Law Firm Merger Mania: Heller Ehrman Is At It Again

law firm merger.jpgTo paraphrase Austin Powers, Heller Ehrman is getting to "town bicycle" status. The latest firm to take a ride through Heller's financials: Mayer, Brown, Rowe & Maw.

According to Am Law Daily, citing sources close to both Heller and Mayer Brown, Heller is "aggressively" pursuing other merger options, with Mayer Brown looking like the most promising match. They add:

The current talks between Mayer Brown and Heller, which began days after Heller's talks with Baker & McKenzie ended, actually represent a second effort to combine the firms.

Before anybody starts requesting new business cards, it must be noted that Heller merger rumors tend to be as bankable as that Nigerian guy who needs your account number. In the past few months, Heller has been linked to Winston & Strawn, Proskauer Rose, and Baker & McKenzie. Given that a Heller/Mayer Brown merger has fallen through before, this latest rumor could be more about smoke screen than actual fire.

Just last week, Heller announced that it was postponing start dates until after Martin Luther King Day. We'll keep you updated on Heller's continuing efforts to be saved.

Heller Ehrman, Mayer Brown In Merger Talks [Am Law Daily]


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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:35:00 GMT FCC to see if porn-free network penetrates T-Mobile holdings

T-Mobile has won its request for testing to see whether the FCC's proposed smut-free broadband plan will mess with its nearby services.

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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:30:00 GMT LimeWire doubles music library; almost no one notices

If LimeWire doubles its library in the woods, does it make a sound? The company recently added another 1.2 million tracks from independent artists and small labels to its library, but it'll have to do more than that to gain an audience.

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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:25:00 GMT Wikileaks to auction Hugo Chavez aide's e-mail trove

In a first for the leaks site, Wikileaks hopes to raise cash and attract attention by auctioning off a high-profile new leak: a collection of e-mails allegedly gleaned from a senior Hugo Chavez aide.

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 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:54:32 +0000 Ladies and gentlemen, the Chevy Volt production model
Wait for it. It shows up right in the middle. ^ I promised myself that the next car I bought would be a real electric production car. Is this my next car? More importantly, can I afford it? Likely not, but that’s not the issue here. Pictures and info after the bump. The Volt is being used [...]

Wait for it. It shows up right in the middle. ^

I promised myself that the next car I bought would be a real electric production car. Is this my next car? More importantly, can I afford it? Likely not, but that’s not the issue here. Pictures and info after the bump.

The Volt is being used in Transformers 2, and after the lengthy (and slow) car scene above, you see them unwrapping it like a gift and driving it in such a way that you get to see it from all angles. Hmm, very convenient. Now I’m sure there will be plenty of disagreement about this, but I think it looks pretty nice. The “full moonroof” top is bold and although the profile is essentially a chubby Accord Coupe, it could have been a lot worse — the mutant Insight, for example, or the terminally bland Prius. Of course, the proof of the pudding is in the driving. I don’t think we’ll get a review unit, but if I come into some money and buy one, I’ll let you know how it is.