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Overheard
Overheard in New York The Voice of the City
And You Think You've Got Problems?

Black lady #1: A rash, I got a rash! On my thing--my thing was little, they done made it big! And that shit is traveling, I don't know what the fuck I gonna do.
Black lady #2 (watching soap opera on tv): Expelled?
Black lady #1: What the fuck is that?
Black lady #2: He's expelled, that means he can't come to school no more.

--Waiting Room, North General Hospital

Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze


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Except Melted Baby Is a Bitch to Clean Up

Jen: My client is soooo annoying. She won't eat soft cheese cuz she claims it's bad for her baby.
Renee: Soft cheese is bad for her baby?
Jen: Well, yeah, but if she melts it then it's fine.

--39th & 2nd

Overheard by: Dorey


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Wednesday One-Liners Belch Diesel Fumes

Excited bus driver: Next stop, 6th Avenue! Herald Square! Vicky's secret! Something for everyone! Get off!! Get off!

--M16 Bus

Overheard by: nora!

Bus driver: Everyone who is exceedingly good-looking move to the back of the bus!
(people giggle but still not much room in front)
Bus driver
: Well, it's good to know you're a modest bunch, but you gotta move back or I'm not moving this bus.


--Bus, Central Park West

Overheard by: passenger

Bus driver over sound system: Dis bus is out of service! Dis bus is out of service! People in da back get up, close the fucken back window, and leave!

--Bx9 Bus

Bus driver over intercom: Good morning, this is a friendly reminder that the holiday shopping season now begins the day after Halloween. Make sure to allot six hours extra travel time as the city gets rather hectic at this time.

--M23 Bus

Bus driver over intercom: Come on, move back, people. There's coffee and jelly donuts in the back of the bus.

--Crosstown Bus, 57th St

Overheard by: Flexy

Bus driver (calmly): Move to the back of the bus. I heard there is mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. I got an e-mail up here that says there is mad room in the back. Can someone quantify how much is "mad" for me? Mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. Mad room!

--Crowded Q 55 Bus

Overheard by: Matt

Bus driver: This is the Q44 express going to Jamaica. We are traveling along Main Street, next stop is 41st Avenue. For those of you that don't speak English: blah, blah, blah, blah...

--Bus, Flushing


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Wednesday One-Liners Embrace the Stereotype

Queer: I don't want someone to fuck me with their stoma!

--11th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Amanda

Gay guy: That girl is such a Rice Krispie.

--Outside Gristedes, Christopher St

Overheard by: McF

Queer on cell: And I said to him, "Take it like the bottom you are!"

--8th St & 23rd St

Gay guy: I just got pounded by the two hottest guys I've ever seen!

--58th & 9th

Gay man (getting his hair cut by another): So we went to Fire Island this weekend and we went to this party. I said, "Patrick, you better pee on Jon right now to mark your territory."

--57th & 7th

Gay man on cell: Oh, morals disappear after 8pm!

--Amsterdam & 83rd


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A Big Package of Wednesday One-Liners

Older woman, enunciating precisely: I could never understand wanting to have a penis. I know *I* never wanted one.

--Hudson St

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Chick: Don't you feel better knowing your cock is better than fermented squid guts?

--Park Slope

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Guy to friend: And then it just popped out of the bag--you know, kind of like a penis pops out!

--Dunkin Donuts

Blond: But baby, the only thing that rhymes with penis is "mm mm good"!

--Restaurant, Brooklyn

Overheard by: what rhymes with vajay?

Little boy: (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis! (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis!

--Downtown N Train

Brunette NYU student: You know when like people in junior high ask you what you'd do if you had a penis for a day? I'd always say "piss in a soap dispenser."

--W 3rd b/w 6th & MacDougal

Overheard by: Alan


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Wednesday One-Liners Talk Shit

Woman to friend: I have a theory: they just throw the horseshit over the wall.

--Central Park South

Overheard by: marijke

Jewish guy: You need to come down here at some point and feel how amazing this chair is. It gives great lumbar support. You will be jealous and then you will poop from jealousy... But you better not poop on my chair.

--Bleecker & Mercer

Woman on cell: Honey, but they were pooping all over the deck and hitting each other with shovels!

--West Village

NYU student to mother: You can't really get a good dinner in this town for under ten dollars...well, you can...but you'll just poop it out later.

--4th St & 2nd Ave

(mother notices toddler's soiled diaper, says something to him, and bends down to pick him up)
Toddler (in small, adorable voice)
: Waaaaiit, can I walk, so my poop doesn't get squashed?


--Bedford & 5th

20-something guy to friend: You need feces? I can provide!

--Broadway & 12th

Overheard by: elijah


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Wednesday One-Liners Flunk the Polygraph

Woman on cell: I can't come. I'm in the Poconos right now.

--Rite Aid, The Bronx

Punk girl on phone: Hi mom...yeah... Yeah, me and Jane are just walking around in the neighborhood... Yeah, we're at the Time Warner center right now. No! No, of course I'm not on St. Mark's. No. I'd never go there. Of course I'm sober! Why wouldn't I be? Yeah. Okay, love you, bye! (hangs up phone, now to friend with beer) Gimme some of that!

--St. Mark's Place

Russian guy on phone (in Russian): Yeah, I'm on Avenue M. I just got off, I'll be there in a few.

--Q Train, Kings Highway

Overheard by: Robert

Dude on cell: Yo! What's up? I'm waiting at LaGuardia.

--Martin Luther King High School

Overheard by: Susan Volchok

Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm on Long Island right now. I'll be here for a little while.

--Park Slope

Female suit on phone: I have to cancel dinner tonight, I had that meeting I told you about, remember? And I'm still not back yet. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in Jersey still.

--Washington Square Park

Woman on cell outside a pub: Honey? It's mommy. We're still at the hospital. I don't know, we could still be here for hours.

--1st & 72nd

Overheard by: Well, there were hospitals nearby, at least


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Wednesday One-Liners Are Big Fun

Girl: Imagine if you're fat? You would die.

--College of Staten Island

Overheard by: Nameless

Girl on cell: I just don't trust her, she's fat. Fat girls always cause problems.

--3rd Ave & 40th

Overheard by: Liz

Overweight teen girl to friend: It's like, I'm kind of hungry but like I don't feel like eating anything. (a minute later to cashier) I'll have three bacon cheeseburgers, large fries and a frosty.

--Wendy's, Union Square

Overheard by: I was starving and bought less

14-year-old girl to group of friends: I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk.

--18th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Will

Senior ad exec to junior art designer: What the fuck doesn't this guy understand? The machine literally sucks fat out of your body! So we can't show a girl with a huge ass and huge thighs in the ad! Get it the fuck together!

--49th St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: agree to agree

20-something girl: I think I look fat when I don't have armpit hair.

--Canal & Mott


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Overheard in the Office The Voice of the Cubicle
Conversation's About the Journey, Not the Destination

Office mate (confused after not getting the whole story): You paraphrase like a boy. We're girls, we want to hear the truth.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania


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Both Equally Likely During Our Staff Meetings

Colleague #1: I wish it had been killer badgers.
Colleague #2: It's always badgers with you, isn't it? Badgers, or sex.

Digbeth
Birmingham
England


Overheard by: editorialgirl


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Playing Duck, Duck, Goose Is Getting Old

Store employee on break to another: So I was like, "let's pretend we live on an oil rig and have known each other for the past 15 years!"

Toronto
Canadia


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Oh, You Wanna Go There, Fishy McFisherson?

Woman to guy on other side of cube: Michael!
Michael (standing and looking over cube at her): What?
Woman: Nothing. I smelled something bad and thought it might be you.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Cubinator


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I Got My Medicine in Ten Minutes But I Was Just Too Mesmerized to Leave

Customer #1 (sitting in waiting area waiting for prescription for 40 minutes): (cough cough hack hack wheeze)
Customer #2: Oh, you sound awful, I hope you haven't been waiting long.
Customer #1: I've been here for almost an hour watching the dance of the dipshits that's going on behind the counter.
Customer #2: There's entertainment now?

CVS Pharmacy
Hamilton, New Jersey


Overheard by: Currrly!


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RADIOPELLENERA
Radio online devoted to who love jazz, funk, soul, latin, brazilian beats, reggae but also nujazz, nufunk, hip hop, nusoul, breakbeats and electronic music

VICELOUNGE
this is my favorite hangout

Misella Popovic

Smacks Records | Mr. Len
'd like to welcome you all to Smacks Records. Smacks is not just a hip hop label. It's ultimately a reflection of all the music that I like to listen to and what I feel should be made available to listeners. My aim is to find artists as well as myself a place in your collections and in your lists of classic records. That and getting rich!

Daddy Smacks
Mr.LeN


Supreme World Council of the Universal Zulu Nation

WHAT ARE THE GOALS OF THE UNIVERSAL ZULU NATION?

To educate, develop and improve the present state of mind of adults and youth around the world.

To spread our message of love, peace and unity amongst all races through our ways and actions.

To preserve the culture of Hip-Hop and all art forms created from it and to use music as a medium for cultural exchange and understanding.

To provide a safe haven to nurture the inherent genius of adults and youth around the world.

To assist others in developing careers and opportunities as they express their God-given potential and talents.


S6K

Founded by my main man Darryl Hell...

sektor 6 kommunikations is dedicated to providing you with thoughtful, egalitarian perspectives without “liberal” or “conservative’ biases.


Freshness Mag
  Staple Crops 11 
  Dolio the Sleuth 13 
  Hydrokinetics 16 
  Giles Peterson
He's one of those DJs who can have you constantly wondering "F**k me, where did that come from?" As Felix Buxton of Basement Jaxx said: "A lot of DJs think too safely. Gilles Peterson's always played amazing music, from all corners of the globe, and
17 
  RFilm Ltd.
Ultra-Independent movies
19 
  tigrebalm. Grown Folks Business
tigrebalm. Grown Folks Business
23 
  I&N Consulting Group Worldwide
is an International Business consulting company, specializing in business consulting, human performance and technology solutions. We assist public and private sectors clients to develop and implement growth strategies, energize operations, and cr
25 
  Juno Records UK
the world's largest online dance music store, with over 43,000 titles in stock. Including MINE! Buy my record 12" VINYL directly from here for under 7 Euros (thats a deal)
28 
  Region USA
"The Paradigm is shifting" The guiding mantra is that feeling good about the way you look is looking good in what you wear. Even though they are discountining their MENS line. I got a hot t-shirt in BK.
28 
  Jennifer Solow
Legend has it that at the age of five, Jennifer Solow, wearing a gold patent leather trench coat, matching go-go boots and her grandmother's feather boa, at Kaufman's department store. Well-known for the infamous "Wendy" Snapple campaign
32 
  Adams Matthews
Adam Matthews is an award-winning journalist specializing in music, pop culture and social issues. He has written for Details, The Globe and Mail, Gear, Vibe, The Source, XXL, King and Long Island Press.STILL OWES ME LUNCH THOUGH..I AINT FORGET
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  Groove Distribution
America's premier importer and distributor of downtempo, leftfield, nu jazz, and broken beat records and CD's. Including some joints from yours truly
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